The Election Dildo

Big purple myth-debunking dildo

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This coverage is seriously lacking excitement if you ask me #GE2015

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Some of Paul Scholes' punditry is top drawer @RobbieSavage8 https://t.co/dTjnuk1qVB

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.@paddypower How did you get these private photos? Is this the #fappening2015?

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.@BeardedGenius Once you go purple...

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.@guardian Are we going to have a problem here boys?

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Alright lads?

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What do you mean I'm banned from Deadline Day?

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Might go give Welbeck another medical.

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No longer the most offensive thing on SSN tonight, I'm fucking off. Cheers.

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#TheRealThing RT @wayneveysey "Arsenal are looking at Celtic's Virgil van Dijk as an eleventh-hour alternative to Nastasic."

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1000 people now following the dildo, going to run out of batteries at this rate...

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Just did the Ice Bucket Challenge in a Stoke shirt, what a day.

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@mullen_lacy Sorry love, I only do ears...

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Can't help but feel I've contributed to the buzz around this deadline day.

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deal (2/2)

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Aston Villa have pulled out of Cleverley (1/2)

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Latest on the Falcao deal: I'm picking up good vibrations...

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Just been on the phone to Alan Smith. Welbeck to Arsenal is done.

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Fancy Melwood next...

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Alright lads?