Election Rat

I am rat, I like cheese and people called Tanya.

[Election Rat @electionrat]

Oh fine, so everyone loves #faketradie but poor #electionrat doesn't get a mention.

[Election Rat @electionrat]

I am wondering if I can get cheese donated to me, then I will eat it, then any profits from the cheese eating I will give to myself.

[Election Rat @electionrat]

I much prefer the NBN as FTTP, chewing on copper cables with electricity in them can be quite a shock.

[Election Rat @electionrat]

Any cheese related announcements from the Libs or is everything still Labors fault. #ausvotes

[Election Rat @electionrat]

Hmm Friday night, time to sit down with a nice cheese and rewatch Turnbull on #abc730 for some laughs.

[Election Rat @electionrat]

Quick I am on #abc2 #ausvotes

[Election Rat @electionrat]

A rat can fall as far as 50 feet and land uninjured, a politician can't fall 20 points and survive. #ausvotes

[Election Rat @electionrat]

Hey can I come, I hear they have great cheese. https://t.co/mT7Hc3SAFG

[Tanya Plibersek @tanya_plibersek]

I will be debating @JulieBishopMP at the National Press Club on June 21 - looking forward to it.

[Election Rat @electionrat]

You know Mr Turnbull isn't the only one who takes public transport to work, so do I #ausvotes

[Election Rat @electionrat]

@knitting_nanna @chaser The problem is that my life cycle is too short, and I don't want to subject the electorate to a by-election.

[Election Rat @electionrat]

Year of the Rat people known for creativity, intelligence, honesty, ambition and generosity, the opposite of politicians. #ausvotes

[Election Rat @electionrat]

Did you rats came to Australia on boats or planes, just like 97% of the people in Australia.

[Election Rat @electionrat]

Turns out my life expectancy can be measured in Abbott being PM spans. #ausvotes

[Election Rat @electionrat]

@peeboo Well ever since Pluto got demoted and the world worked out Donald was nuts, oh wait I am getting science and politics muddles up...

[Election Rat @electionrat]

@peeboo No, they are as both celibate as monks, from what I have heard.

[Election Rat @electionrat]

I suspect the ABC has a thing against rats though. ask a question about rats and cheese, end up talking about dogs. https://t.co/OGHzYugZC6

[Election Rat @electionrat]

As an FYI I AM NOT lactose intolerant, but a number of the Liberals give me a funny feeling in my stomach.

[Election Rat @electionrat]

Oh wait I meant mustard, oh dear.

[Election Rat @electionrat]

@chaser Hello.... hello is this thing on.

[Election Rat @electionrat]

Oats, sure, but lets cut the cheese... https://t.co/Sxwc4ZNb2H

[Tanya Plibersek @tanya_plibersek]

Templeton seems to love oats.