Pip Goldberg

I'm sweet on Instagram and sour on Twitter
Sleep is for those who don't have a baby

[Pip Goldberg @electric_fire]

Waiting for the next @NHLBruins game like.....

[Pip Goldberg @electric_fire]

Me, shopping on Shein: what a great deal, add to cart. How cheap is that! Add to cart.

Me, checking out on Shein: MY TOTAL IS WHAT

[Pip Goldberg @electric_fire]

The announcer: this player bounced back after dealing with a lot of personal stuff

Us: ah yes, commiting crime and not being punished, very rough.

[Pip Goldberg @electric_fire]

@ZoandBertrand That crazy Ryan Lochte being robbed in Rio lie!

[Secular Pro-Life @secularprolife]

Discarding the embryos which weren't used for IVF is letting humans die, and we're against it.

[Dr Florence H R Scott @FlorenceHRScott]

This bed was in the honeymoon suite of a hotel in Chester for 15 years before being discarded in a car park. An antiques dealer rescued it and sold it as a 'a profusely carved Victorian four poster bed'.

It turned out to be the marriage bed of Henry VII and Elizabeth of York.

[Tea with Tolkien @TeawithTolkien]

I was trimming a tree in my front yard and unwittingly knocked down a wasp’s nest

my first thought: no way this is just like animal crossing

my second thought: RUUUUUUUN

[Pip Goldberg @electric_fire]

@SChurchill_ Congrats that is so exciting!!

[melanism @Melanism]

@frankpallotta

[BloodHorse @BloodHorse]

Almost time for riders up for the #KYDerby!

Here are your Kentucky Derby jockeys of 2021

📸: @CoadyPhoto

[Switchfoot @switchfoot]

Tour announcement! We’re joining @NEEDTOBREATHE on the “Into the Mystery” Tour this fall!! We are STOKED to get back to live music!
More info coming next week ✌🏻

[Pip Goldberg @electric_fire]

If #CatholicTwitter doesn't support Sainthood in the Kentucky Derby today, I don't know what I am even doing here

[Kentucky Derby @KentuckyDerby]

One hour.

Bet on @TwinSpires ➡️ https://t.co/2YEB4Jo2ou

[Pip Goldberg @electric_fire]

@MakingCostumes 😅

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

Okay which one of you geniuses did this

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If there’s ever a scandal about me, *please* call it Elongate

[Pip Goldberg @electric_fire]

My husband is calling the stimulus "Biden Bucks" and I think this could really catch on.

[welcome 2 my channel @influenc3rpop]

dream sweater rotation

[Pip Goldberg @electric_fire]

Cancel culture gonna make the next season of the Mandalorian real slim on actors

[ADN Iditarod @ADNIditarod]

Dallas Seavey of Talkeetna made history Monday morning by capturing his fifth championship in the Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race https://t.co/tdO8aaoRn0