Abs 🏳️‍🌈

she/her || plump and tangy || maths grad w/o intention to do any more maths || 💖💛💙

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Yeah Instagram is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook

[Abs 🏳️‍🌈 @electricghxst]

Might start an art piece with all of the insults hurled at me after I’ve told someone they’ve had too much to drink and will no longer be served

[Abs 🏳️‍🌈 @electricghxst]

Thank u to the ladies in the pub tonight who reminded me why I stopped working in hospitality :)

[Hope 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hopeeupheem]

i’m the women’s officer with the edinburgh university students association.

edi uni is trending atm because of the cancelled adult human female screening, so i want to take this opportunity to say that women ARE NOT SAFE at edinburgh university

a thread 🧵 for those concerned

[Abs 🏳️‍🌈 @electricghxst]

Life is a simulation cos why am I seeing the same people at the gym rn when I usually come at 1 am

[Abs 🏳️‍🌈 @electricghxst]

Been able to drive ONE day and already left my window down overnight lol

[Abs 🏳️‍🌈 @electricghxst]

In my soup making era

[Abs 🏳️‍🌈 @electricghxst]

How am I supposed to get a restaurant full of people to do a minutes silence at 8pm

[Abs 🏳️‍🌈 @electricghxst]

Convinced that if I had be real 80% of them would be me crying

[Abs 🏳️‍🌈 @electricghxst]

Actual tears I am so excited

[Maggie Rogers @maggierogers]

see you this fall 🤍

uk, ireland, germany – pre-order ‘Surrender’ in my store before tuesday for early pre-sale access to tickets. rest of EU can sign up for pre-sale at https://t.co/mNmtBro2qZ

[Abs 🏳️‍🌈 @electricghxst]

@led1414 Was this the same guy you ran into 3/4 years ago 😂😭

[Abs 🏳️‍🌈 @electricghxst]

@led1414 Someone left a Google review about me and referred to me as mid to late twenties 😢 I feel u

[Abs 🏳️‍🌈 @electricghxst]

Am I, happy???

[Abs 🏳️‍🌈 @electricghxst]

And why do I always realise when I’m sleeping and wake up a hot mess

[Abs 🏳️‍🌈 @electricghxst]

Why do I leave something in the hotel every time I go away 😭

[Abs 🏳️‍🌈 @electricghxst]

Can’t wait to drive so I can spend my days off doing random shit just further away

[Abs 🏳️‍🌈 @electricghxst]

At least he’s nice

[Abs 🏳️‍🌈 @electricghxst]

My driving lessons are £35 an hour I’m going to throw up

[Abs 🏳️‍🌈 @electricghxst]

Had a dream I was crying at the nail salon cos I’m ugly hahhaha