Dave Thomas

full of fishy goodness

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Anyone else noticed how Thomas Tuchel sounds exactly like Werner Herzog? #WorldCup #football

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anyone else's anus triggered a mass extinction event? I mean, we've all been there, amirite

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always been my motto

[IFLScience @IFLScience]

“Life on Earth didn't have a head until it had an arse,” Packham tells IFLScience.

https://t.co/TMxblCZWyC

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All right, you lucky people, I'd like you to meet tonight's prize draw star: this is Amanda. No it fucking isn't; it's a van

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I completely get the whole raffling a camper van online thing as a business model, and I've entered a few draws myself, but if we could stop giving them girls' names that'd be great #twee

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orange: kangaroo
red: kan'tgaroo

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The Legality Of Owning A Kangaroo In Australia

Rules in the US: https://t.co/eD9uVLXO3s

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any bookmakers offering odds on Stokes shelving his retirement plans now McCullum has gone? #cricket

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the Pope's anointing, the correspondent's Willey #cheapgags #knob https://t.co/AflZlO0psA

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don't-speak-ill-of-the-dead challenge, day 2: Lindsey Graham https://t.co/JeKJ7kzcoo

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told you #tennis #Wimbledon

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women's final at #Wimbledon looks like a pun-rich environment. let's hope Noskova doesn't get knockedova too easily; if she's a real pushova it won't be Muchova contest etc etc #tennis

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Summer drink recommendation, for when a beer isnt a viable option for whatever reason: Jorange Jale. An inch or so of orange juice in a tall glass, topped up with chilled diet ginger ale. Nice #drinkfluencer name courtesy of eldest daughter several years ago btw

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@ActualNames1 Les Kiss

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most of which are answered in the article, to be fair. grade 4 is your standard full-strength diamond-cutter btw https://t.co/yynzQxQBx1

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wait a minute: erections have grades now? I have many obvious questions

[IFLScience @IFLScience]

Guys, please don't take that long to see a doctor! https://t.co/Xi0XiaRone

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a graphic novel in three parts

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hard not to skim-read this as "McGregor rips Holloway's face off" #UFC

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this is a lot of fun. haven't attempted the full 197 but had a couple of cracks at the 20-country selection until I got a perfect 20/20 run

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Can you name the country simply from its outline?

Have a go at our new quiz here: https://t.co/mmMJ6UWCoE

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2026 is 51% complete.

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I trust everyone's preparing their hilarious MEXIT MEANS MEXIT puns for later on #WorldCup #football