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begrudging future president of the usa

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@ColdStone every time I enter your establishments and am met with the same silk chocolate almondmilk dairy free option, I weep.

Bring us vanilla. Bring us strawberry.

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@IBPolaris Aquatic non mammals would drown in the buttermilk

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You have a 4 foot wide kiddie pool filled 1 foot deep with buttermilk. What animal would churn it to butter the fastest?
Rules:
No training the animal
Animal gets no assistance
Only one animal allowed, replaceable upon death

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Imagine waking up lol

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starting to think there might be some sort of connection between my computer and other computers?

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Starting Christmas morning out right with the @jdfmccann Christmas special

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Another chilly lizard, low 40s F before dawn today #reptile #hiking also i do not have #alopecia

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Stupid fucking desert

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@Uncle_Mitt Neil degrasse tyson told me the slang is 'space rope'

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This is black hole cum. Read more: https://t.co/ixIpSbOlF0

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@IBPolaris This is election fraud

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I hereby announce my candidacy for the election

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@Uncle_Mitt I'm not friends with you anymore

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In 1922 america got its first aircraft carrier and someone sued the government to repeal womens right to vote (also in america).

Before western colonization, native folks in venezuela were making these freaky little guys out of clay or something #MissVenezuela2022

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#Arizona polling machines stopped working. Have you seen the average poll worker? They don't even know how to send a text. how can you expect them to reboot a secure polling machine

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@ArizonaDOT I appreciate you

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#halsey concert in Phoenix rn

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Stuck on a stranded island and you get one