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[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

STEW PETERS: “71 underage Jewish schoolgirls in New York ‘got lost’ on a field trip and ended up in a sewer tunnel. This is the exact same tribe that was digging tunnels under the streets of NYC and filling them with high chairs and stained mattresses. None of this adds up.”

[Iamemperor @Iamemperor00]

Judge: “You are charged with breaking into City Hall at 2:13 a.m. How do you plead?”

Defendant: “Confused.”

Judge: “That’s not one of the options.”

Defendant: “Then not guilty.”

Judge: “Very well. Prosecutor?”

Prosecutor: “Your Honor, security footage clearly shows the defendant entering the building after hours.”

Defendant: “That’s true.”

Lawyer: “Please stop helping them.”

Judge: “You admit you entered the building?”

Defendant: “Yes.”

Lawyer: “Please stop.”

Judge: “Then why are you pleading not guilty?”

Defendant: “Because I was invited.”

Prosecutor: “By whom?”

Defendant: “The mayor.”

Judge: “The mayor invited you to City Hall at 2:13 in the morning?”

Defendant: “Indirectly.”

Lawyer: “We’re using that word very loosely.”

Judge: “Explain.”

Defendant: “The mayor posted online that citizens should participate more in local government.”

Prosecutor: “That is not an invitation.”

Defendant: “I participated.”

Judge: “At 2:13 a.m.?”

Defendant: “Civic engagement doesn’t sleep.”

Lawyer: “Please stop talking.”

Judge: “What exactly did you do after entering the building?”

Defendant: “I fixed the clock.”

Judge: “The clock?”

Prosecutor: “The large clock above the entrance.”

Judge: “The one that’s been broken for six months?”

Prosecutor: “Yes.”

Judge: “You repaired it?”

Defendant: “Someone had to.”

Lawyer: “Again, not helping.”

Judge: “Why not notify the city?”

Defendant: “I did.”

Judge: “And?”

Defendant: “Eight emails.”

Prosecutor: “We found those.”

Judge: “You ignored eight emails?”

Mayor: “In my defense, I ignore most emails.”

Judge: “Why is the mayor here?”

Mayor: “Curiosity.”

Defendant: “Also because he owes me twenty dollars.”

Judge: “What?”

Mayor: “The clock repair kit.”

Defendant: “I kept the receipt.”

Judge: “Let me understand this. You broke into City Hall to repair city property after the city ignored your complaints?”

Defendant: “Correct.”

Judge: “And the repair worked?”

Mayor: “Perfectly.”

Judge: “…”

Defendant: “Can I get my twenty dollars now?”

Mayor: “Can I pay after lunch?”

Judge: “All of you, out of my courtroom.”

[Amazon Piss Jugs @JeremyWard33]

The billionaires did this. They are your mortal enemies. It's truly them or the planet y'all. You decide

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Hahahahah

[Global War Desk @GlobalNewsHQI]

🚨 THIS MAY HAVE BEEN THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT FOR THE US NARRATIVE YET 😭🔥

🇺🇸 Pete Hegseth: “We’ve controlled the Strait this whole time.”

🇺🇸 Journalist Margaret: “Then why the hell has Trump spent 102 days begging Iran to reopen it?” 👀⚠️

And just like that…

Pete completely froze. 😭

No answer. No explanation. Just awkward silence and word salad. 🍿🔥

The clip is now exploding online because it exposed the contradiction in seconds:

“If America already controlled everything… why was Washington negotiating with Tehran nonstop?” 🤨

Absolute destruction on live television.

[Praise @tufpraise]

I know her parents didn’t name her Mexican scientist. Tf be up with these headlines? It’s 2026.

[Sara | Journalist @SanaJournalist1]

Breaking news; 🇮🇱 According to a poll conducted in Israel, Netanyahu is predicted to lose the elections with a 24% drop in support. If he loses the elections, Netanyahu will face trial in The Hague for war crimes.

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

She nailed it 🔥

“You’re either an Israeli or you’re an American. Make your decision”

Ana Kasparian the only celebrity in America with Spine ❤️

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

Sean Strickland was arrested before anyone on the Epstein List.

Let that sink in.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: "There's no F*CKING PLANET where Donald Trump was the better option over Kamala Harris!" — Superstar progressive Kyle Kulinski shreds Joe Rogan and Trump voters in an epic takedown.

This guy has been on fire lately...

"There is a 0% chance that Kamala Harris would have blown up random dinghy fishing boats in the Pacific and the Caribbean, which Trump has now done dozens of times, hundreds of times, killed at least 200 people doing that," said Kulinski, whose YouTube channel "Secular Talk" has 2.26 million subscribers.

He was reacting to a video of Rogan and a right-leaning guest discussing Trump's failures as President. At one point during their conversation, Rogan absurdly stated that Trump "might still have been the best option" over Kamala — an insane suggestion.

"There is a 0% chance Kamala Harris would have carpet bombed little girl schools in Iran. Zero," said Kulinski. "There's a 0% chance Kamala Harris would have done a crypto scamcoin rug pull on her own fucking supporters. 0% chance!"

"Don't give me this false equivalence bullshit, and in this case it's not even false equivalence," he continued. "He's flat out saying Trump might still have been the better option. There's no fucking planet where Donald Trump was the better option over Kamala Harris! If you believe that, your brain is motherfucking figgy pudding."

"Let's be serious!" Kulinski said. "A little bit too much TRT, a little bit too many steroids, and a little bit too much Alpha BRAIN and now all of a sudden, you're the world's dumbest man. Because this is completely and utterly unacceptable. Spare me. Or say the real thing. Say what you actually think..."

"'Eh, you know, Black woman, not comfortable with the whole Black woman thing,'" Kulinski went on. "Because that's probably what they're actually feeling, right? Oh, you want to let the Black woman run shit?

"Yeah, no, let's go with the fat pedophile rapist war criminal," he said. "I'm sure he'll be better. Yeah, the guy born with a silver spoon in his mouth worth hundreds of millions of dollars. You know, that guy who's been a fucking asshole his entire life, who failed up his entire life. That douchebag? Yeah, let's go with him!"

God, we couldn't agree more! It's so refreshing to hear a popular commentator speak so bluntly in this unvarnished, truthful way. We have to stop playing nice with Republicans. They're destroying our country, killing our planet, and stripping away our rights. It's time to fight fire with fire.

Please ❤️ and share if you're a fan of Kyle Kulinski!

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

So tired of this being the regular cop out. You signed up for this job, you weren’t drafted… if every little thing has you fearing for your life to the point where you’re shooting everyone and everything, GET ANOTHER JOB. COWARD!

[Just.A.Thought 💭 @e_galv]

I'm sorry but if you believe governments around the world that are ignoring and/or involved in a global pedophilia ring are forcing digital ID for internet access to "protect the children", you are really fucking stupid.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

20 officers and a helicopter for a noise complaint? That's a sign of an out-of-control force.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

He's such a piece of shit, no one likes him. His own staff must hate him so much, but they just put up with his bs for the grift.
This picture speaks more than 1,000 words.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Religious people will describe heavėn as a classless, stateless, moneyless society with no private property, no suffering, and everyone's needs met, then turn around and call communism evił.

It will never stop being funny.

[Shoobz @shOoObz]

You can hear the difference between sports cheering and excitement vs. danger screams. That neighbor is lying

[Irlandarra @martinez_j7902]

Benjamin Netanyahu can't attend United Nations sessions !!

TheMayor of New York Zohran Mamdani, has promised to get him arrested if he sets foot in the City

[Emoluments Clause @Emolclause]

#BREAKING: Legendary #Maddow: “It was supposed to open Friday, it is not open because Trump says he does not want it open. When this bridge does open some day, if Trump ever lets it open, you should know that there is a competing bridge a little way down the river, a privately-owned very old very congested toll bridge that will likely LOSE some of its traffic…because of competition. It will lose some of its traffic to this pretty, brand new bridge that has just been built. The family that operates the competing old bridge, earlier this year, made a $1 million donation to Donald Trump’s super pac. In short order, a member of that family then got an in person meeting with Trump’s Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick. The White House and the pac say that was just a coincidence…but after the million dollar donation, he gets this meeting, and then the SAME day of the meeting, Howard Lutnick calls President Donald Trump and then Trump suddenly discovers new supposedly trade-related reasons why he’s now suddenly against this bridge, even though previously he has been for it.” 🤦‍♀️