Emma

“Groovy like a drive-in movie” - Snoop Dogg, Pitch Perfect 2

[Stefan Smith @TheStefanSmith]

You can really tell who has 2016 trauma and who was too young to remember.

[Emma @eleeslaney]

"correct me if I'm wrong, ______"
really feels like
"I fucking dare you, ______"

[Emma @eleeslaney]

@malslaney you missed a great Vegas Lawyer billboard

[Emma @eleeslaney]

@malslaney easily one of the top 5 Vegas Lawyer billboards

[Emma @eleeslaney]

@tvester66 @malslaney Mal (in constant emotional pain with high levels of anxiety): I lOvE sPoRtS

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

scorin, flyin

[Emma @eleeslaney]

@KMeilands @malslaney And you shouldn’t feel bad about that #HappyEaster

[Emma @eleeslaney]

@tvester66

[Emma @eleeslaney]

@Lillieeeee My Banfield Wellness Plan has paid for itself like 4 times over already. So worth it, I highly recommend it.

[Emma @eleeslaney]

@ me next time

[Emma @eleeslaney]

I’ve thought of nothing but this since the monologue #snl

[Emma @eleeslaney]

@cmonchelsey Oof been there 🥴 Before I got the prescription I used to double up on the Zyrtec. Spaced 4 hours apart if the first one didn’t cut it 😂

[Emma @eleeslaney]

It’s probably time for some self-reflection when the highlight of my day is the Red Cross phlebotomist saying I have “ideal veins” for giving blood

[Emma @eleeslaney]

Then I have to call back and reschedule

[Emma @eleeslaney]

My fatal people-pleasing flaw is instantly agreeing to the first appt. that a receptionist suggests even if I’m unavailable.

[Richard Schiff @Richard_Schiff]

The stick