Emily Lehman

I love Jesus, dancing, and Kansas State University

[Snyder's Windbreaker @KSUWindbreaker]

We gotta get rid of the re-entry policy man. These crowds for the start of the 3rd quarter are embarrassing. If you can’t run out to your car to slug a beer and get back within 15 minutes just be an adult and start sneaking in a flask

[Snyder's Windbreaker @KSUWindbreaker]

KANSAS STATE WILDCATS SPECIAL TEAMS!!

[Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden]

I wonder if the Irish are watching this game thinking that the team with the most fumbles wins

[Snyder's Windbreaker @KSUWindbreaker]

I swear no FOOKIN Iowa State fan better even THINK about looking at me wrong or else I’m gonna-

*ISU fan bumps into me*

“Ope sorry about that”

“No worries bud have a good one”

As I was saying I’ll absolutely BATTER the next clone I see I swear on me mum!!

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[John Kurtz @jlkurtz]

Has anyone tried turning the offense off and then back on?

[Rep. Casey Weinstein 🇺🇸 @RepWeinstein]

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

"you let your cat sleep in your bed!?" brother i would let my cat shoot a gun if he wanted to

[Snyder's Windbreaker @KSUWindbreaker]

My sun and my moon already align perfectly thanks

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

They need to reboot “four weddings.” I wanna see some real haters in action.

[Emily Lehman @elehman8]

I will never understand how my air pods have different battery levels when I have never once worn less than both of them at a time

[nat @starkeysfilm]

the level of delusion needed to get the most specific category in nyt connections is actually driving me insane

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

country music by men: I love my tractor and beer and my pretty little lady

country music by women: I am about to commit A Crime and it’s probably Murdering My Husband

[Emily Lehman @elehman8]

Imagine having to explain to your great great great grandparents what a meme is

[Troy @kstated]

Going to need press box Willie tonight

[Emily Lehman @elehman8]

Weather channel: try to delay your travel until the snow stops

K-State fans:

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

A few reminders as we head into Thanksgiving:
-Don't comment on someone's body, even if it looks different than the last time you saw it.
-Don't comment on someone's food choices. Those are inside thoughts.
-Don't assign moral value to food. You don't need to "earn" pie.