el eich !

I’m three coke icees in a trench coat ♋︎☼ ♓︎☾ ♋︎↑

[angel @angelshit]

You will never take my Yay away from me

[turbomander @turbomander]

do u think a really upset king was ever pouting on his throne when he heard the jingle jingle of his jester running towards him and cracked a lil smile cause he knew everything was gonna be alright

[wengel @wengelll]

as a child i thought this was the most romantic scene ever i think im still right

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

how it feels to receive any praise at all

[໊ @user0000O0]

i've survived worse

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

realizing something is out of my control

[misa! @misak1nz]

the saddest version of me kept going and i’ll forever be grateful

[el eich ! @eleichinger]

ok yes. honestly my parents

[Ava @noampomsky]

very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is “evil witch devoted henchman”

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

Her being 30 here.....why is life worth living again

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

And for my next trick I will call my life beautiful and watch it instantly become so

[golden boy ꨄ @emorsinoda]

waoh old man stoner yaoi...

[audrey @_puppuppup_]

at a tasting today I said aging rooms always smell nice, and the maker told me about “angel’s share,” the portion of wine or spirits lost to evaporation and floating in the air. I think it’s nice that they get some too

[kayla @mitckm]

love when I have to pee and my cat decides to use the litter box at the same time like omg girls going to the bathroom together transcends species!!

[⁉️ @fai5rie]

every time i have to admit i want affection and care i feel like i’m going to be euthanized immediately after

[✧☆✦ @VOIDTHROAT]

love is more common in this world than air & it will find us all

[Tsar. @floretide]

Always so fascinated with blue eyeshadow for its rich history, from symbolizing divinity in ancient Egypt to a sign of rebellion against the rigid beauty standards. Hollywood even tried “vilifying” the color by making female villains use blue eyeshadow (eg. Zinnia from Matilda).

[َ @mclIark]

if you die in sudoku you die in real life