EleJH

just a taylor swift stan 🪩

[EleJH @EleJH1]

Since anything can happen in the world of Taylor Swift, I'm gonna put into the world that my most recent hyper-realistic dream was about meeting Taylor Swift

✨this is me trying to manifest this into reality ✨

[EleJH @EleJH1]

@MadisonGMThomas 5 being 5 is wild to me - like I know they're 5 because we share a birthday, but also she can't be that old because I can't be this old

[EleJH @EleJH1]

My biggest flex is that the pediatrician called my baby a Gerber baby

[EleJH @EleJH1]

@Leximusmaximus @taylorswift13 @taylornation13 ❤️❤️❤️

[EleJH @EleJH1]

Channeled my inner t swift to make these strawberry pop tarts

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

You belong with me.
💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤

Letter on my site :)

[EleJH @EleJH1]

Rolla St. Pats really doesn't get shut down - not for covid, not for an active tornado, nothing

[EleJH @EleJH1]

My baby was crying so we tried holding her, rocking her, bouncing her, cuddling her.

Turns out she wanted to be put down, girl calmed down immediately, how was I supposed to guess that?

[EleJH @EleJH1]

My baby is back to her birth weight, is allowed to sleep until she wakes up to eat without me waking her up, and is literally so chill with sleeping in her bassinet -

This is the best day ever

[EleJH @EleJH1]

Conner: "What's the burrito thing called?"

Me: "A swaddle"

[TaylorMerchWhispererBot @swiftpitch_py]

New Product Added: Taylor Swift Midnights Cardigan - Price: 70.00 https://t.co/0juWin4Qfq vH @popvinylsigned

[EleJH @EleJH1]

I've not had any pregnancy cravings. Then, I remembered uncrustables exist. I've eaten dozens of uncrustables this week, there is not 1 thing an uncrustable doesn't fulfill.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

We’ll be kicking off the final leg of The Eras Tour this week, which is hard to comprehend. This tour has been the most wondrous experience and I knew I wanted to commemorate the memories we made together in a special way. Well, two ways actually. Excited to announce that The Official Eras Tour Book, filled with my own personal reflections, never-before-seen behind the scenes photos, all the magical memories you guys brought every single night AND …. The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology on vinyl and CD will all be available for the first time ever only at @Target starting Nov 29th. 🤍

International info coming soon!

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

Every few years, thousands of people are surprised to learn that I am a fan of Taylor Swift.
1. I am a fan of Taylor Swift. I have been since I first heard Speak Now in 2010.
2. I love Taylor Swift's music and lyrics. You don't have to. But I get to.
3. I love the Taylor Swift fandom. Again, you don't have to. But I get to.
4. Making your whole identity disliking something/someone is weird and a bit sad.
5. TTPD is excellent and I love listening to it. The writing is so, so good.
6. Gentle reminder that I delete almost all of my tweets after a few minutes.

[EleJH @EleJH1]

@taylornation13 Tell me I'm dreaming bc I just got my first signature with a heart

[EleJH @EleJH1]

@Brandicela12 Literally took my favorite thing, renamed it, and added sour cream. Then they removed chicken chipotle melts and now I try to eat the flatbread version but like they aren't the same AT ALL

[EleJH @EleJH1]

Making cookies for my coworkers used to just be a silly little thing I would do for fun but somehow it went too far and I turned it into a best practice

[EleJH @EleJH1]

A more acurate representation of my top artists are:
1. @taylorswift13
2. @NoahKahan
3. "Run" by Taylor Swift ft Ed Sheeran
4. "Snow on the Beach" by Taylor Swift ft Lana Del Ray
5. "Electric Touch" by Taylor Swift ft Fall Out Boy

[EleJH @EleJH1]

@CapitalOne #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway NOW THAT WE DON'T TALK 🩵

[EleJH @EleJH1]

Told the bartender at Chili's that we're getting margaritas in honor of Jimmy Buffet

Girl did not know who Jimmy Buffet was 🫠 long live margaritaville

[EleJH @EleJH1]

@kacyyy5 WE'RE GOING TO SEE TAYLOR SWIFT TOGETHER AGAIN ❤️