Balint Elekes

[Shweta ♡ @Shay_Slay_]

Jobless people in 1991:
- Wake up
- Have breakfast
- Chill
- Dad finds you a job

Jobless people in 2001:
- Meet up with friends
- Binge-watch a movie
- Enjoy sunny weekends
- Friends connect you to a job

Jobless people in 2026:
- Apply for 500+ jobs
- Keep refreshing email
- Get called for 2 interviews
- Go through 7 rounds of interviews
- Get rejected
- Society calls you a failure
- You feel guilty even while resting
- You fall into significant debt
- Friends slowly stop calling you
- Depression hits hard

[Chris 𝕏 @Chris__X__]

1960s - Oil will be gone in 10 years.

1970s - Another ice age in 10 years.

1980s - Acid rain will destroy crops in 10 years.

1990s - Ozone layer gone in 10 years.

2000s - Ice caps will be gone in 10 years.

None of this happened; it only resulted in higher taxes.

[Elliot Daigneault @hrh_elliot]

Canada in 2026:

🇨🇭Swiss prices
🇲🇽Mexican salaries
🇸🇪Scandinavian taxes
🇭🇹Haitian services
🇷🇺Soviet infrastructures

🇫🇷French Arrogance

[Balint Elekes @elekesb]

@Andy86CH Complimenti, Andrea! Un lettore dall'Ungheria!

[internet archiva @internetarchiva]

The man in the blue shirt simply knew exactly what was about to happen and did a great job

[💥Texas Girl💥 @Ilegvm]

Never get so high on success that you forget where you started. Stay humble, remember your beginnings, and give back. ♥️

[Sunday League @SundayShoutsFC]

Mexican fans are the greatest in the world... 🇲🇽🍺

[Great Merican (Dylan) @merican_great]

Happy Heterosexual Pride Month.

Please repost to piss off liberals who think we should be watching drag queens this month. 😁

[Balint Elekes @elekesb]

:(

[𓆩♡𓆪 @Celebrityhaze]

> Be Bonnie Blue (Tia Emma Billinger)
> Divorced her husband at 21
> Quit her boring 9-5 recruitment job
> Rebranded herself as Bonnie Blue
> Slept with 1,057 men in 24 hours
> Targeted 18-19 year old students
> Hosted gangbangs during school leavers’ week
> Offered to pay the winner’s tuition if he made her cum the hardest
> Got banned from OnlyFans for going too far
> Announced pregnancy after breeding mission with 400 men without being protected
> Now posting pregnancy content for clout
> Already planning to film gangbang videos while pregnant
> Bragging about turning her womb into content
> Drinking shots and partying while pregnant
> Says this is all “female empowerment”

[VickyLaVikinga @Vickyvikinga79]

No entiendo por qué las mujeres no cobran lo mismo que los hombres

[Alexander Zoltan @AmazingZoltan]

CBC: "Oh, you killed 16 people? A fifth chance at avoiding deportation is more than appropriate."

ALSO THE CBC: "Oh, you were falsely accused of sexual assault? No fresh start for you."

[FootballFunnys @FootballFunnnys]

This Brian Clough quote 👀🤣

[Dom 🇨🇿 @Wom_Dings]

I love Wikipedia

[Sophia Rosa @SophiaRose95749]

MAGA❤️❤️

[MAGANOMICS🇺🇲TPUSA🇺🇲 @jvargasnow77]

🤷‍♂️🙋‍♂️

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

😂😂😂

[Vancouver Canucks History @canuckshistoryx]

This day in Vancouver #Canucks history, May 3, 2007:

Roberto Luongo misses the start of overtime in Game 5 against the Anaheim Ducks because of an extended bathroom break 💩

🎥: VanCity12 / YouTube

[DILLI'S MEMES☠️ @Dillis_Memes]

💯💯💯

[Sunday League @SundayShoutsFC]

Throwback to the first time Ronaldo met Rooney… football heritage right there. 😮