Samwise, the fool

Aspiring Coach. Genius. Idiot. Sometimes funny. Email upon request. This account is inactive, prob for good.

[Samwise, the fool @elemintz]

L&R, y’all.

[Samwise, the fool @elemintz]

Leaving twitter for real this time. You know where to find me, or at least you know someone who does.

One last tweet: Rodney Redes is starting his redemption arc and I’m 100% here for it. I take it all back. He’s our very own Yuki Tsunoda. #vhlm

[Samwise, the fool @elemintz]

@TomCampbell I mean yes.

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GotG3 minor spoilers

The fact that San Francisco didn’t get to play in full sucks. That song rules.

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@AustinFC @StatsBomb Hell yea!

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

KEVIN DE BRUYNE EQUALIZES 😱

Real Madrid concedes their first #UCL goal since the first half of the first leg of their last-16 tie with Liverpool.

🎥 @CBSSportsGolazo

[Verdisimo @VerdisimoATX]

just for you Will 🫶

[Samwise, the fool @elemintz]

@EngineMode11 @F1Subreddit And not a single yellow flag *or* retirement. The only fia messages were the slam dunk penalty against Carlos and two minor incidents that ended with “no further investigation” 90 seconds later.

Cleanest race since… ever?

[Samwise, the fool @elemintz]

GotG 3

Good movie, great job doing what it set out to do.

8/10

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@BiscuitAnalytic I’ll believe it when I see it.

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@BiscuitAnalytic I get the instinct. But i just don’t know that anybody who’s willing to take the job who isn’t a gamble to some extent.

Hopefully I’m wrong, I suppose.

[Samwise, the fool @elemintz]

@BiscuitAnalytic Right now, we need someone who can see what’s in front of them. It’s gonna be tough.

But who takes the job? What’s the best possible resume?

If the starting point is “unproven”, I want “unproven who loves the club and has fan support.”

[Samwise, the fool @elemintz]

@BiscuitAnalytic I mean, that’s totally fair. I don’t have hard evidence.

But listen to how he talks. That’s a man who knows he doesn’t have all the answers.

Hunt pays attention to what’s in front of him. He pays attention to reality in a way that Ince and Pauno didn’t.

[Samwise, the fool @elemintz]

It’s not a major thing, but I just did 5k on a treadmill with no walking, all jogging all the way, for the first time. V proud of myself

[🌳 @lunaronia]

brutal reminder of the hollowness of a revolutionary aesthetic used for storytelling purposes only

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@TheAthletic @Sam_Vecenie @JonKrawczynski The league should force Ishiba to play. He wants the ball? He can have it.

Jokić did no wrong here.

[Samwise, the fool @elemintz]

Beat his man three times lmao

[Austin FC II @AustinFCII]

A belated birthday gift for David Rodrìguez!

[Austin FC II @AustinFCII]

4'| GOAL AUSTIN!

David Rodriguez gets us on the board early with some help from Alfonso Ocampo-Chavez

@TimbersFC 0-1 @AustinFCII

[Samwise, the fool @elemintz]

F1 needs a graphic on the timing tower to indicate a penalty yet to be served. I legit forgot that Carlos is gonna get pushed back 5 seconds