💓⚡️elena

Matthew 6:34 ✨ worrying ain’t worth it x

[Michael's Cat @michaelscat2]

The local beloved cat cafe now comes with a muffin disclaimer!

[💓⚡️elena @elena_danielle_]

peanut 🥺🥺🥺

[A happier day @AHappierDay]

Went away for the weekend, needless to say when we returned Peanut was very happy to see us!

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

This is just to say

I have eaten
the Turkish Delight

which enticed me
into betraying
my siblings

Forgive me
it was so delicious
and so enchanted
and I was really
mad at Peter

[David ‮ yensiR @David_Risney]

A second great reason to not eat uranium

[owen @olpafc_]

When it starts to rain and your mum sees the washing still outside

[V ØR VØSS @NL_Vossi]

How I plan to mind my business all 2020:

[Glenn @Shenaniglenns]

Him: we’re being attacked by a UFO

Me: are they human?

Him: no they’re-

Me [clenches fist]: then they are dancer

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

me and the girls

[Steven Bloy @Bloy]

update: we got married

[💓⚡️elena @elena_danielle_]

@_katynash I will

[kait◟̽◞̽ @foolsgolddjh]

if you see this you're obligated to reply with the last tik tok u saved heres mine

[Jack McCrossan @Jack_McCrossan]

Been saying we’d love a dog about the house but our landlord doesn’t allow pets, so my housemate posted a letter to our neighbours asking if we could walk their dog every once and a while and the response was better than we could have ever hoped for

[Si🦋 @isiarraswanson]

My mom set up my brothers elf on the shelf like they were playing in snow and the last three pictures is what we woke up to instead...

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate? And wouldn’t someone who’s had, say, 30 perms in their life be well aware of this rule???

[Dr Sonia Adesara 💙 @SoniaAdesara]

One of the worst nights in A&E

It’s not safe

It’s not fair

Not fair on patients

And it’s not fair on staff

Im so angry because this hasn’t ‘just happened’

Result of decisions by politicians, who ignored warnings

They need to take responsibility
Start taking this seriously