elena

your estie bestie 🇪🇸/🇨🇺 • 👫🏻

[elena @elenaisdop3]

Fuck my neighbor who thinks cutting his grass at this hour is a genius idea along with continuously revving his fucking lawn mower

[elena @elenaisdop3]

I swear the amount of farts my dog lets go a day cannot be normal lmao

[elena @elenaisdop3]

I’m glad I changed my leg days at the gym bc every girl is doing a different variation of a leg workout at the gym rn and there’s no equipment lol

[elena @elenaisdop3]

Since my three friends are busy, I guess I’ll go to the gym

[elena @elenaisdop3]

It’s so sad how this generation is so lazy and doesn’t care to have an actual work ethic

[elena @elenaisdop3]

Why come apply for a job if you’re girlfriend is just gonna come in behind you to fill out the application lmfao

[elena @elenaisdop3]

Bruh my dogs farts are to clear a room 😭 my god

[elena @elenaisdop3]

I want chipotle but of course there’s still a crap ton of traffic on 152 and I refuse to get home to eat it cold or soggy :)

[elena @elenaisdop3]

Why are you guys were full faces of make up to the gymmmm 😭😭😭😭

[elena @elenaisdop3]

To gym or not to gym…lol my bed is too comfy

[elena @elenaisdop3]

How can I mute Taylor Swift music on social media???? Do yall not get tired of using her songs for everything????

[elena @elenaisdop3]

It sucks wanting to collab with other girls in my industry or just in general with women owned businesses and half of them just wanna compete as if Miami isn’t big enough for all types of clients

[shawtymane @shawtyyyy69]

People don’t wanna support u sometimes cuz they think u already have “too much”. Lmao ain’t that some shit fr. Hate runs deep

[SUGAFREE™️ @trixxxen]

They never left, you fkn posers

[elena @elenaisdop3]

Sis focus on your skin health instead of all these filters and make up, that won’t hide all those wrinkles later on 🤭

[elena @elenaisdop3]

Not to be rude but I find it a little funny when these “it” girls are asking for help with their skin, so I message them saying I’m a licensed estie and I’d love to help, only to get ignored and see them plastering more make up on their face

[elena @elenaisdop3]

If you don’t like working customer service phone centers, quit. It’s pretty simple lmao

[elena @elenaisdop3]

Bruh Comcast is so petty to cancel a service from

[elena @elenaisdop3]

They really hung up on me after I confirmed my email to send the disconnect form and thanked them even though I didn’t need their service lmao

[elena @elenaisdop3]

Where did this rain come from????