J.R. Elenbaas 🇮🇸🇳🇱🇺🇸

Don't EVER, EVER ring the bell.
🤘 Rolling Stones

[J.R. Elenbaas 🇮🇸🇳🇱🇺🇸 @elenbaas_j]

Disclaimer: my team sucks. That said the UM/OSU hype? Lol. Michigan has won once in two decades and has a half a Natty since WWII....

[J.R. Elenbaas 🇮🇸🇳🇱🇺🇸 @elenbaas_j]

American Idol can count 100,000,000 votes during a commercial. We have a voting problem 😂

[J.R. Elenbaas 🇮🇸🇳🇱🇺🇸 @elenbaas_j]

Fan base mood. That's Aiden Hutchinson's mom. Stay classy, Michigan.

[J.R. Elenbaas 🇮🇸🇳🇱🇺🇸 @elenbaas_j]

https://t.co/Yjek3c8hum

Bro, you saw the stock market today, right? 🤣

[J.R. Elenbaas 🇮🇸🇳🇱🇺🇸 @elenbaas_j]

Is it me or does ChuckIII with Camilla behind him look like Sleepy Joe with Jill behind him?

[J.R. Elenbaas 🇮🇸🇳🇱🇺🇸 @elenbaas_j]

Nebraska, Iowa and Wisconsin had a bad day yesterday...

[J.R. Elenbaas 🇮🇸🇳🇱🇺🇸 @elenbaas_j]

This idiot actually said that the bullet from an AR-15 travels 5 times faster than any other bullet lol... https://t.co/vn0FMi9Zvq

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

BREAKING TRUMP STATEMENT:

“These are dark times for our Nation, as my beautiful home, Mar-A-Lago in Palm Beach, Florida, is currently under siege, raided, and occupied by a large group of FBI agents”

[J.R. Elenbaas 🇮🇸🇳🇱🇺🇸 @elenbaas_j]

So, monkey pox now? Are elections coming up or something?

[J.R. Elenbaas 🇮🇸🇳🇱🇺🇸 @elenbaas_j]

I already have a hybrid. I bought a super hybrid. Also, just kidding. I still drive my 13 mpg F-150 😂

[J.R. Elenbaas 🇮🇸🇳🇱🇺🇸 @elenbaas_j]

I know the reason, but who designed the Padres uniforms? Saturday night baseball. Go Minny lol

[J.R. Elenbaas 🇮🇸🇳🇱🇺🇸 @elenbaas_j]

Are we having fun yet?

[J.R. Elenbaas 🇮🇸🇳🇱🇺🇸 @elenbaas_j]

Is covid over? Asking for a friend.

[J.R. Elenbaas 🇮🇸🇳🇱🇺🇸 @elenbaas_j]

@untappd ❤️❤️

[J.R. Elenbaas 🇮🇸🇳🇱🇺🇸 @elenbaas_j]

Have the Detroit Tigers really been outscored 41-6 since like Sunday?

[J.R. Elenbaas 🇮🇸🇳🇱🇺🇸 @elenbaas_j]

Well, here we go. Game 1 Stanley Cup Finals. I'm rooting for a meteor strike 🙄

[J.R. Elenbaas 🇮🇸🇳🇱🇺🇸 @elenbaas_j]

With that, I'm out. Add them to the pile with the Lions and Red Wings. Garbage.

[J.R. Elenbaas 🇮🇸🇳🇱🇺🇸 @elenbaas_j]

@JasonSchmuecker
HBD, man

[J.R. Elenbaas 🇮🇸🇳🇱🇺🇸 @elenbaas_j]

If you're paying attention, COVID magically went away. Monkey Pox is next up. Stay distracted. I mean distanced 😂

[J.R. Elenbaas 🇮🇸🇳🇱🇺🇸 @elenbaas_j]

Y'all turkey hunting yet? @blckriflecoffee