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[eleonor's voice] o Louis fode gostoso só que sempre me chama de Harry sarah mare gabs

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James Franco is in his thirties and still thinks that reading JD Salinger makes him seem smart, bless him

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hope u like what I'm wearing to meet your parents !

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(5 year old girls texting)
one girl: wat r u doing 2day
another girl: i was thinkin about shrieking until i'm 7
first girl: omw

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"What am I doing today? Oh, nothing, just cleaning House."
*cut to nurse sponging down Hugh Laurie*

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do u guys remember https://t.co/isBQJtKmXZ 

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Is acting hard?

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on a good diet where I drink a juice for lunch and then a gigantic bowl of spaghetti for dinner

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am I meme now https://t.co/E52ply29EB 

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I let my daughter skip church and she turned into a meme!

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imagine being someone's woman crush Wednesday

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I bought dried figs by accident and they're scaring me SOS

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COSMO TIP: Slather yourself with store brand Aloe Vera, lie on the couch, and feel like a hot dog w relish on.

[iasmin @eleonorecondom]

(5 year old girls texting)
one girl: wat r u doing 2day
another girl: i was thinkin about shrieking until i'm 7
first girl: omw

[iasmin @eleonorecondom]

if I cleaned half as much as I sing to my cat my apartment would legitimately be brand new

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I bought dried figs by accident and they're scaring me SOS

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eating a popsicle in bed like the proud spoiled brat I am

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I let my daughter skip church and she turned into a meme!

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COSMO TIP: Slather yourself with store brand Aloe Vera, lie on the couch, and feel like a hot dog w relish on.

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SORRY I HAVE THE PERFECT SILHOUETTE

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omfg I just saw Kelsey Grammer which is honestly a better celebrity sighting than anyone has ever had