Oasis |MMA|

MMA is an Olympic Sport. Somehow. Soon. We shall make it happen.

[spooky wolves in 4 @spooky___kid]

The Communist Wolves just took out LeZionist

[Oasis |MMA| @elephant_ring]

Blocked

[Hoops @HoopMixOnly]

Genuinely think Jalen Brunson retires a better player than Steph Curry all time

[Oasis |MMA| @elephant_ring]

@rj_umh @cee2note @FBGreatMoments Lmao, I go after everybody all races even my own but of course they got sooo offended by the lightest of jokes 😂

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Fuck I know I said that shit the last 7 weekends is where Drake entered his Prime

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@ClayTravis C+
But that title is the only thing keeping it from being a catastrophic failure.
Those 8 straight Finals runs followed by 5/7 seasons of horrible playoff runs (or missed entirely) will forever be a head scratcher.
Almost wonder if he’d have more rings had he gone elsewhere

[Oasis |MMA| @elephant_ring]

They don’t play defense

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

How you have LUKA DONCIC AND LEBRON JAMES and still get eliminated in 5 games?

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@nerd_gaethje Yeah those UK summers I have heard can be brutallllll.
I don’t even like doing Europe in the summer bc the AC is always so weak.
I heard lots of houses in the north don’t even have it 🤣

[Oasis |MMA| @elephant_ring]

I mean. Yeah. Obviously.
But if it was you or me, they also wouldn’t pay us hundreds of millions of USD to throw orange ball at baskets.
Bc we are not elite at it.
If we were, we would get special treatment at NBA venues. Along with our families.
I’m not sure why this is new to u

[TheShogunofHarlem @TheGMan14877275]

@elephant_ring @BleacherReport @ShamsCharania Stop it! That was you or I we would be banned for life from every NBA arena. No ands, ifs, or buts.

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@PrinceVitiligo @ShamsCharania I see what u mean. Damn

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@m_kotakou @ShamsCharania Both players have corroborated this story word for word publicly you dumb fucking redneck

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@Idkwtp_o @BleacherReport @ShamsCharania Oh damn that’s good

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

Spends a decade viciously mocking self-victimhood narratives from literally every minority group -- and gets rich by doing so -- only to then proclaim that his group is the supreme minority victim group which the world is required to save from the grave dangers they face.

[Oasis |MMA| @elephant_ring]

@WhitlockJason Remember when we traded one of the world’s most dangerous weapons dealers for her?

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If Giannis and Abu-Tyrese already resolved the issue between them idk why NBA media won’t stfu about it

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@kristenisbored @YahooSports @ShamsCharania He wasn’t banned.
He’s chosen to not go

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@David_Lamb_1 @ryenarussillo Did he really?