julia 💫

sale rat allemand

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

cats will be like “i know a spot” and then stand directly on your areola with the weight of their whole entire body

[Gabrielle Non Union @misslaurynmoses]

if a girl said this in 2008 they’d take you out back and shoot you

[julia 💫 @elephantibae]

@ChimaPhag @opies18 @usagnsthewrld in germany you can get your mail forwarded to your new address for a year (maybe even longer if you pay more?) and it costs like 30€.. I am sure the UK has something similar

[you miscalculated @miscalculatxd]

As a brown girl watching atla back in 2005 and suddenly when the episode ended my dad would take over the TV switch to Al Jazeera and we were watching the US invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan and my dad was like ”it’s like the cartoon you watch but real life”

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Women when their 20 bedside cans get knocked over: my cans!

[Najlaa . @Gredtoo]

" Stop the displacement, bombing, and starvation " .

[julia 💫 @elephantibae]

@HomoFabser @DerMrBer

[julia 💫 @elephantibae]

@DerMrBer @HomoFabser (und wenn's fix zu erklären ist auch wieso, wenn's kompliziert ist einfach weglassen)... sowas mögen die. hängt natürlich von der kommune ab aber ich bin in der mittagspause manchmal mit der von der einbürgerung eis essen und... trust me she gets it

[julia 💫 @elephantibae]

@DerMrBer @HomoFabser bring mit was du hast, und wenn du WIRKLICH 100% vorbereitet sein willst noch eine schriftliche erklärung in 1-2 sätzen wie lange es noch ungefähr dauert die sachen zu liefern die du nicht hast

[Rosid🥀 ⚣🚩 @BitterMarxist]

At this rate, dead labor will have a revolution before the living labor does...

Finally, something Karl Marx did not predict.

[maro @ProofofMaro]

Girlies in tech, I’ve invented a new hobby for us! ‘Crocheting with Computers’

[rio 🪲🏳️‍🌈 bug oomf @colligocritters]

Took constructive criticism and this time attempted to hold the bug like the average man does a fish. Open to feedback on the stance. Bug is not debatable.

[:3 @ghoulhag]

straight men: orgasm
gay men: orgasm
lesbians: orgasm
straight women: honestly it’s no big deal i’m just here for the cuddles i don’t mind it’s okay that i don’t orgasm sex is sex 😭❤️ we’re all trying our best it’s not his fault

[julia 💫 @elephantibae]

@SashSoulsmith @JakeArkwright

[julia 💫 @elephantibae]

@SashSoulsmith @JakeArkwright haha, this guy has never heard of Lüften

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Turns out that voracious reader as a child, the one who was reading for hours at a time, was actually undiagnosed ADHD girlie in hyperfocus.

[Fabs @HomoFabser]

Alle sagen immer "Merz leck Eier", aber wessen Eier? Wer stellt seine Eier dem Herrn Bundeskanzler zum lecken zur Verfügung? Mal wieder nicht bis zum Ende gedacht liebe Linke

[charlie @BUNNlCULA]

after you stop shaving your legs it’s like why would i ever do this

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

ADHD is remembering a birthday a week in advance, forgetting on the actual day, feeling too much shame to text, buying a late gift, never mailing it, and letting the guilt haunt you for a decade