Morgan E. Shaw

When life gives you lemons, you go to the store and buy tea to make Arnold Palmer.

[Morgan E. Shaw @elephantraid]

Our teams may not have played yesterday, but I still came out with a W.
#SheSaidYes https://t.co/4vqM3705D0

[Morgan E. Shaw @elephantraid]

Today redemption is spelled “J...A...L...E...N”

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I officially don’t understand figure skating...I can go out there and fall over, does that mean I deserve first too? #Olympics2018

[Tua. T 🇦🇸 @Tua]

Tired of people not appreciating the fact that if this man led us to the National Championship. And for all the fans that are against Jalen, you against me too. You either WITH US or AGAINST US. Love you 2 🐐#BigBroLittleBro @JalenHurts

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So I don’t own Madden, but tonight when I turned on #TNF they must have been offering a free trial cuz this is the view I keep getting. Weird thing is, I don’t seem to have control of any of my players or play calls at all. #TENvsPIT #SkyCam

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ESPN, the Bama hype commercial is terrible. Kill it with fire.

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It's 2017 and I still can't take the wrapper off a Reese's Cup without some of it sticking.

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Is good to be back. #GTI https://t.co/wMifEXb8h9

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Why do I cheer for teams that blow it in the final seconds of the Super Bowl?

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Remind me again why OSU was in the playoff? #PSUvsUSC

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When unranked Iowa hits the game winning field goal with 3 seconds left against an undefeated… https://t.co/81upDok2l8

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Apparently they're giving out stickers at various places across the country if you wait in line… https://t.co/3q9dAyTeZe

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Third Saturday in October #49to10 #RollTide https://t.co/fDjM9gTsoW

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New year, same tradition, same picture. #FedExCupPlayoffs #ThreeInARow #MommaCameToo @ PGA… https://t.co/PgPg2LE70E

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Are you shitting me with all these commercials @NBC?!#Rio2016

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When the Elias crew gets together, you never leave hungry. #EliasFamilyPicnic #Lebanese @ Neola,… https://t.co/bgICfZyDPa

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I hope that DJ's computer takes 136 mile an hour line drive to the hard drive on the first pitch. #HomeRunDerby

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No filter. #BROadTrip2k16 https://t.co/Damj37S8Nl

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Thanks for raising us two knuckleskulls to turn out alright, and for giving us the tall gene.… https://t.co/PPmEejyanR

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Breaking News: Alabama can't kick field goals anymore...again.