eletrotwink ⚡⚡

19yo 🇵🇹. MDNI!!! 🔞🔞🔞. someone's shotason. ‼️hmofa patriot‼️

[Punished Cheburashka @reelCheburashka]

They're going to kill me for playing ethnoguessr on Hinge

[La gata con género @lagatacongenero]

Empiezo a pensar que Grok no es una IA, sino que Elon Musk tiene en un sótano kilométrico a miles de indios tecleando respuestas

[Blaze ❤️💙Pomni's #1 Boxeater @MontyBlun]

Just sent my mom Pomni armpit art by mistake and she deadass goes
“At least I know fetishes are hereditary”

[Holy Neurosis † @de_la_paz_owo]

>Dictator: none (too republican)

[Καλός @realKalos]

I am in the ocean behind her, using my limp BWC as a propeller to creep up unnoticed. Wrwrshwrwrsh~ Only my eyes and Norwood 4 are above the water, like some kind of reptilian predator. Ah! Damn it. She keeps walking farther away. I must act fast. WRWRSHWRWRSH~ My hands touch the beach. On all fours and close to the ground, I begin to move. And with me, my massive penis now begins to awaken as the presence of the prey increases in my vision. The blood pouring in brings with it a newfound life, supplanting the limpness with a role more fitting for its size. THUD-THUD-THUD. Slamming against the sand, it proclaims its presence. It wants to be known. To be feared. THUD-THUD-THUD. I am closer. My legs and arms are working in perfect harmony. Almost there. Her smell fills my nostrils, and all the blood from my brain suddenly rushes to the gargantuan monstrosity between my legs. My mind goes blank. I am pure instinct now. THUD-THUD-THUD. The most powerful thuds so far—a menacing drum announcing the impending doom that awaits her womb. The nearby family screams in horror. I leap. She turns around to see me flying through the air, eyes wide open, tongue flapping around. My BWC missile deployed right at her chocolate cake. Her gaze meets it and she freezes in place. GRRRAARRRRGGHHH!!! It rips through her swimsuit like a mighty spear through a boar’s hide as I fall on top of her. My day 1488 NoFap koom immediately rushes in like an angry river. And with the last bit of strength, before losing consciousness, I let out a triumphant roar.
AAAAARRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[🌻 𐌙A𐌔HA 🐝 @DixieHussar]

It's a testament to our sense of humor that non-White people have been trying to be racist for decades and when wiggers from Londonstan™️ take a stab at it for a few months on #mummatwt it's instantly funnier than all of their efforts combined.

[Gigachad @gigachad]

“People just repeat what's been said, add the gigafly edit and think they're badass
People's brains are melting”

[eletrotwink ⚡⚡ @eletrotwink]

@lightrider50126 @TheBlackedShark cant be an eletrotechnical engineer in the big 26...

[eletrotwink ⚡⚡ @eletrotwink]

i had to see this so now u have to see it too

[Sharky @TheBlackedShark]

Flipping off the white bois only~

[Gigachad @gigachad]

“Air Conditioning may help you survive for now, but after a decade or two, civilization will collapse & you’ll just die.”

[vio @Erogetism]

When I would get grounded as a kid I would log into Twitter on my 3DS to tell my pedophile girlfriend she wasn’t allowed to break up with me or I’d kill myself

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

Y'know what it may have been even higher than 6 million now that I think about it

[Gigachad @gigachad]

“men dgaf, they will live in a dirt hole and eat garbage without a worry in the sky.

[Rover @retryall2]

It's literally that simple.

[U.S. Embassy Morocco @USEmbMorocco]

الرئيس دونالد ترامب: الولايات المتحدة كانت واضحة في موقفها: نحن نعترف بالسيادة المغربية على الصحراء الغربية، وندعم مقترح الحكم الذاتي المغربي الجاد وذي المصداقية والواقعي باعتباره الأساس الوحيد للتوصل إلى حل عادل ودائم. وأي مسار آخر لن يؤدي إلا إلى إطالة أمد الوضع القائم، وهو أمر غير مقبول.

إن هذا الحل الذي تشتد الحاجة إليه لن يجلب السلام إلى المنطقة فحسب، بل سيفتح أيضًا آفاقًا أوسع للازدهار والتكامل في جميع أنحاء القارة الإفريقية. ويجب أن ينتهي هذا النزاع الآن، وستواصل الولايات المتحدة دفع الجهود الرامية إلى تحقيق هذا الهدف.

رسالة الرئيس ترامب لجلالة الملك محمد السادس بمناسبة عيد العرش: https://t.co/WJnvRAYzdo

[Lavader @Lavader_]

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