marko

[marko @elev_ati_on]

hii familia itabidi wakae chini watafute mtu mwingine who will make them proud

[marko @elev_ati_on]

kila mtu sahii ni kienyeji

[Helter Skelter @Mista_Helter]

Wamefika sasa, kuna kienyeji ameniuliza unajiita aje huko whatsapp 😂😂

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

true friendship is allowing a certain level of ghosting to go unmentioned.

[Gayatollah HIMenei🧊 @harrysreup]

Unaenda club na talking stage wanapatana na ex wake wanaenda home

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Hakuna vile mahesabu zangu zinaeza kataa kuingina 😂🤣

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Swali yangu ni moja,Kuna mahali mliskia yesu kwa bible ameoga?

[Abuga with a G🐐 @aab26_]

Nduthi guy: Nsbshsjjbdhjsjsbzjdjkskdjbggggsb

Me: eeh ata mimi pia ni Sifuna

Nduthi guy: Nauliza kama unajua kuruka ni kama brake imekatika

[Gaviria @Luciano420_M]

Pale USIU ukisema jaba instead of Abyssinian tea

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

"Someone sends a screenshot"

Me checking their battery percentage instead of the information sent:

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Tumekuwa na the boys tukaskia tumechoka tukaenda kujaza matatu stage. I'm having fun😂

[Butcher🐐 @MOB_gathinji]

"Kevin wangu anatumia kiberiti kuwasha data"

[𝒟𝒶𝓋𝒾𝒹 🧸 @Justtdavid_]

the way life continues after someone dies is one of the most humbling and frightening realities.

[𝓫𝓸𝔂𝓡𝓲 @Boyravee]

Always active for deals even on Sundays

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

Ukifuck up unakubali na unarekebisha haraka, hakuna time ya regrets

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

I filed Nil returns successful, I expect roads to be constructed immediately.

[Hunter ♐ @eleven_KE]

"Ukipiga tena hizo beats za reggae tutakosana vibaya sana."

[Brook @brooktimbe_]

Huyu chauffeur na emergency brakes zake, karibu aniulie mumama 😭💀

[Tavaz @Tavaz_o1]

😂😂😂😂naisha

[𝙒𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙧 @Reggaewailer]

Msichana ana survive kwa indomie mayai akikuja kwako apate unga ya kisiagi unadhani atarudi kwake kweli

[♻️ @imnyambu]

Kidogo nipate heart attack, kumbe ni kiatu ya msupa😭😂

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Pale USIU ukisema pedi badala ya unlicensed freelance pharmacist