Ben Parra

Father. Husband. Jiu jitsu. Freemason. Norml.

[Ben Parra @elevatedwalru5]

@IfindRetards 🙌

[Ben Parra @elevatedwalru5]

@RealJamesWoods Quick! Grab one to beat off all of the men pursuing you!

[Ben Parra @elevatedwalru5]

Fag month is half over. Thank goodness.

[Ben Parra @elevatedwalru5]

@ChrisWillx @robkhenderson Dumb. I met my wife "online" in 1996. We married in '98. IRC FTW. #efnet #undernet

[Ben Parra @elevatedwalru5]

@MrColionNoir Yeah this shit stank from go. My EDC consists of a meager pocket "holster", and when something sketchy in traffic is in front of me, that bad boy comes right out of my pocket and on to the consul. Wonder what would happen if I got pulled over and my 938 is just chillin...

[Ben Parra @elevatedwalru5]

@smcroasters Neck beard betas who manage to barely generate enough nut sauce to rage on the internet, but will never be able to contribute (have kids, make something, do something). The barbarians are manifesting in fucking weird ways.

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

Thank you Spurs Family! Y'all showed up and were there for us when we needed y'all every step of the way this season. From San Antonio and everywhere else Silver and Black fans call home, we felt the energy and support all year long. Together. Always. Por Vida. 🤍🖤

[Ben Parra @elevatedwalru5]

#GSG

[Ben Parra @elevatedwalru5]

@smcroasters I have more interest in the WNBA than the world cup. I have more interest in the para olympics than the WNBA. I have more interest in my nephews 8U baseball than the para Olympics. I have more interest in teaching my nephews jiu jitsu than their baseball.

[Ben Parra @elevatedwalru5]

@HARPER04_5 @GilsArenaShow Maybe we send an SAPD swat unit to stand guard next Tuesday while y'all finish your work in that hell hole and come back home again for the glorious finale on the 19th!

[Ben Parra @elevatedwalru5]

@1GeniusPlayboy You really suck at making burner accounts. Your tragic personal collapse is so sad, considering the value of your work.

[SpursNation @SpursNationYo]

Retweet if you’re a Spurs fan!

I wanna see something.

GO SPURS GO!!!

[Ben Parra @elevatedwalru5]

Mars Blackmon cry.

[NBA @NBA]

“Coast-to-coast… Wembanyama!” 😤

Little Spurs fan throws it down in his No. 1 jersey!

(via: robthetxrealtor/IG)

[Ben Parra @elevatedwalru5]

@swipathefox @StephonCastle @Yvngdevo MY DAWGS TONIGHT! SPURS IN 6! #GSG

[Ben Parra @elevatedwalru5]

GO SPURS GO

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

Brought a little fiesta to the Riverwalk 🪅👀

[Ben Parra @elevatedwalru5]

I just taught my almost 7 and 8 year old nephews a basic leg lock entry. #ungovernable #jiujitsu

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

SPURS PLAY IN THE NBA FINALS TODAY!!!

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

We are getting ready to head to the hospital for my husband’s surgery and just wanted to say thank you so much to all of who have shared messages, prayers and well wishes for Abraham. We are humbled and so grateful to be surrounded by aloha during this really tough time. 🙏🏽

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

GSG