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27 y/o washed content manager

[zach @ElevateZach]

@Smittycitygreen @SevensTheKing @Philly_Bul215 just yapping bro. yeah, he didnt have a great deep passer rating on an offense consisting of nothing but go routes and curl routes, im fucking shocked.

he won us a super bowl 2 years ago, if we lean on Saquon in that game we dont win. he'll be better without Patullo's dumbass

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[zach @ElevateZach]

@dicapito it's just crazy that you still run with this line of framing on the genocide in Gaza when the Israeli government is pretty straightforward on their plans of ethnic cleansing and how they view all Palestinians as legitimate targets. Like, they're open about it.

[Tom Bonier @tbonier]

This dipshit discovered that SQL server at one point replaced blank date of birth fields with a default of 01/01/1900, so he harassed an 86 year old woman.

[zach @ElevateZach]

@98kxe happy birthday boss!

[zach @ElevateZach]

@WonderKing82 she vetoed multiple popular pieces of legislation including a data center ban. she was okay selling the state's resources to the highest bidder, on top of that, she never gave a fuck about campaigning. misogyny has nothing to do with her being a dogshit candidate

[zach @ElevateZach]

anyone else noticing quality drop offs in their groceries? same brands i always get and it just feels like im getting a worse product all of the sudden

[zach @ElevateZach]

@Acyn he's such a whiny bitch

[zach @ElevateZach]

@barbarismcrit Hokum had me genuinely scared at points, aside from that I feel like most horror movies are going for unsettling more than scary nowadays

[zach @ElevateZach]

@JenniferKorey @SymoneDSanders pretty simple concept. he has taken accountability with his wife, and taking the story public pretty obviously betrayed his wife's trust. do you think she prefers this to be a public spectacle as if that'll make anything better? you think the former campaign mgr cares about her?

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“We know he’s healthy because he enjoys taking the same dementia test over and over” might not be the best argument

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[CXCarroll @CXCarroll]

This is going to sound insane but a YouTuber tried to help a guy get back $200k in Legos stolen by the owner of a resale shop, Bricks and Minifigs. The owner was so connected with the local police that he got the YouTuber arrested 4x every time on bogus charges.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

The fact that y’all don’t see the future of CLEAN DRINKING WATER as worth prioritizing over AI is wild to me.

[🐌 @russtrome]

not a huge fan of how mean everybody is nowadays

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Honestly insane how Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, Justin Herbert, and Dak Prescott never get mentioned on these lists.

[zach @ElevateZach]

@n1ghtkitten punishing people for providing aid to a population our country is currently starving isnt something id even joke about supporting. tf is wrong with yall

[zach @ElevateZach]

@esjesjesj not too surprised, they're the dumbest fucking people on earth