Derek 🕺

almost a real pilot™️

[Ewan @jelly_pack]

They're going to keep doing this until they accidentally 9/11 a NASCAR event with an AC-130, then spend 100 million dollars getting an army of groypers to post that the pilot was probably trans

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

At this point "Abolish ICE" is setting the bar way too low, "Punish ICE" establishes a much better baseline going forward

[Tariq Kenney-Shawa @tksshawa]

Journalists at the @nytimes saw a photo of a man being tortured, so naturally they reached out to the people torturing him to get their permission to report on it and give them the first word.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

another example of a centrist accidentally making incredible leftwing propaganda

[Austin Ahlman @ahlmanforne]

An organization of LGBT Democrats endorsing a straight carpetbagger over a gay candidate who was born and raised in the district, just because she’s establishment-friendly and on their board? Sounds about right.

[Lucas @lzberchuck]

Me when I miss "The View," due to being stranded in Sicily after a volcano erupts

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

The stage is falling apart at the rehearsal for Freedom 250's July 4th celebration.

[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

this may be one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen

[avengers movie updates @mrnastynodrama]

Incredible things are happening in New Brunswick

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

in a time of unimaginable cruelty towards people living with AIDS, when nurses would leave trays of food on the floor outside their hospital rooms, princess diana transformed public perception by simply hanging out with them and treating them like people

[ian @itsianraymond]

this weekend was so bagel… #Everything

[Cinema Scene @CinemaScene404]

Shrek 2 (2004)
The Substance (2024)

[connor 🤠 @nomorebluetmrws]

when you bring a loaf of bread to the pond:

[hayden ¨̮ @hydn_ngn]

the boy 💪 - the notifications 💅🏻

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

People are dragging him for walking in with his finger on the trigger but you have to understand that he’s trained to do that when he sees children

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

The funniest thing about the Miyam Bialik story is the "I was with my *kids*!" and her sons are 18 and 21 lol

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

This guy got a longer prison sentence than GHISLAINE MAXWELL
https://t.co/qXydCeYz0M

[aaron, a hate crime doer @theyshootactors]

Carney ran on a platform of massive increases to home construction + social housing, which has now morphed into a massive transfer of public funds to private developers to get dogshit coffin sized condos off their books.

[mrs noah dillon @shesmyboy]

It's happening

[Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦 @JakeLandauTO]

Government backstop to prevent the price of housing from going down, sick joke