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Father of two, husband of one, rider of springers (2nd to none), fabricator of metal, player of guitar, my wife says my first love was always racecars. #OFS

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@DougDribbl88 @JoePompliano This is so awesome!

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@RichOToole It’s like the sauce packets, only gooder. We get a case of it anytime we’re in Brownwood.

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@BudLightSadness Howdy.

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@philthatremains Me too. It would be awesome if I could access MySpace and grab all the pictures from Dos Amigos in 2007 where y’all hung out with us after the show.

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@BudLightSadness Agreed. Both my kids play at the highest level possible and it’s not cheap.

Hack - thru U13 all club fees can be written off as childcare.

Risky Hack - have an LLC and account mileage, flights, room, and board as “work expenses”.

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@BudLightSadness Satan: Also, don’t ever wash it because the functionality it has to keep you safe disappears after it touches laundry detergent.

[Brenden Clinton @MrGo30]

Film session w/ Coach 30 : #USA vs. #Belgium #FIFAWorldCup

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@The_Reliant Congrats Dad!

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@pythagoras999 @thenovanglus @DolphinMossad Anything we can put at the 2, 3, and 5 to complement Richards will be a massive improvement.

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Neymar Jr is a bitch. Vini Jr is a bitch. Classless play after #Norway went belt to ass. #Brazil deserves better representation on the world stage.

[chris richards @eastmamba]

Happy 4th 🇺🇸 #notAI #ykn #historicallyaccurate

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Nick is a National Treasure.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

250 years, and your empire has been reduced to a single island the size of Michigan, with a GDP barely higher than Mississippi, the poorest of our fifty states.

Enjoy your warm beer in that unairconditioned old pub.

Don’t talk too much shit online though, you might get arrested.

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@The_Reliant

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@BudLightSadness @realgreggd Booked him on some absolutely bullshit.

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GLP-1s have nothing on cyclospora. That parasite will get you to your ideal weight, in an absolutely violent hurry. You also get to mail your stool sample to the CDC, which is just a weird experience in itself.

[Complex @Complex]

There is a parasite outbreak that is causing explosive diarrhea in the U.S 😳

The CDC says at least 145 people in 20 states have gotten sick from the parasite Cyclospora, with 20 people hospitalized and no reported deaths.

📸:CDC

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@CoyoteUnclean @quazoly Blaine’s Pub cures heat exhaustion and dehydration, San Angelo was fine.

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@RobProvince Quality dash mat, well done sir. 43°F is ideal.

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Please turn your phone to airplane mode and return your tray table to its upright position before takeoff.

[Turk Scout @ScouTurk]

Before Americans talk too loud: the US has not reached a World Cup semifinal since 1930. Their “golden” modern run was 2002, where they made the quarterfinals, lost to Germany, and finished around 8th.

Meanwhile Türkiye finished 3rd at that same World Cup.

Also, last time the World Cup was hosted in the United States, in 1994, the US didn’t even reach the quarterfinals. They went out in the round of 16.

So congrats to them for talking like giants while their biggest modern World Cup flex is a quarterfinal from 2002. 😂

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@The_Reliant WOULD.

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@The_King_Trout Ask and ye shall receive.