eleventh doctor quote bot

quotes from the inventor of yorkshire pudding

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DOCTOR: And ignorance is, um, what's the opposite of bliss?
CLARA: Carlisle?
DOCTOR: Yes. Yes, Carlisle. Ignorance is Carlisle.

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IDRIS: Time and Relative Dimensions in Space. Yes, that's it. Names are funny. It's me. I'm the TARDIS.
DOCTOR: No, you're not. You're a bitey mad lady. The TARDIS is up and downy stuff in a big blue box.

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CRAIG: Doctor, are you gonna kiss me?
DOCTOR: Yes, Craig, yes I am. Would you like that? Bit out of practice, but I've had some wonderful feedback.

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You lot, you're all whizzing about, it's really very distracting, could you all stay still a minute because I. AM. TALKING!

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Just popped out to get my special straw. It adds more fizz.

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Oh, you lot, you're everywhere, you're like rabbits, I'll never get done saving you.

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HOUSE: Fear me. I've killed hundreds of Time Lords.
DOCTOR: Fear me. I've killed all of them.

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I know what I need! I need... I need... I need... fish fingers and custard!

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Low-level perception filter. Or maybe we're thick.

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Cab for Amy Pond?

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DOCTOR: Imagine a great big soap bubble with one of those tiny bubbles on the outside.
RORY: Okay.
DOCTOR: Well, it's nothing like that.

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(RORY PULLS OUT A SMALL TORCH. THE DOCTOR PULLS OUT A HUGE UV LAMP.)
RORY: Yours is bigger than mine.
DOCTOR: Let's not go there.

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You see these eyes? They're old eyes, and one thing I can tell you, Alex: monsters are real.

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Nice ship, bit big, not blue enough.

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Stand back! I'm armed... with a screwdriver.

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Well, at least I'm not a time-traveling, shape-shifting robot operated by miniaturized cross people. Which I've got to admit, I didn't see coming.

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I walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a mad man. I've watched universes freeze and creations burn. I have seen things you wouldn't believe, I have lost things you will never understand!

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(HOLDING A RED BALLOON AND SMILING.)
Happy endings.

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In 900 years of time and space, I've never met someone who wasn't important before.