elexia mauer

the happiest sad person you’ll ever meet

[elexia mauer @elexiamauer]

not to flex or anything but im on @QuinnXCII ‘s Instagram 😤

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

It’s all fun and games being a trinket girl until you have to move

[Jeff Guthrie @jeffguthrie19]

3rd Annual Ethan Lulay Football Camp! Please retweet and spread the word! Scholarship winners will be awarded by the end of the month!

[haute cinnamon @cinnmonartchive]

being rude ain’t cute sis

[𝒶𝓇𝒾𝒶𝓃𝒶💋 @arianaarubioo]

“dont tell nobody”…. me to my private story:

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me driving in between 2 trucks

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

i just wanna be the richest disappointment in the family

[𝒻. @300moods]

I want them all ✨

[bug girl @buggirl]

your girlfriend told me she wants anatomical hearts full of flowers for valentine’s day

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

you cant unscooby-doo what’s already been scooby-done

[chelsea cutler @chelseacutler]

we don’t

[ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍ @pot8um]

Having to choose what to eat every single fucking day

[𝐉𝐚𝐲 𝐒𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐯𝐞 💨 @smoove_hot]

I drive my poor lil car like a hell cat 😩😂

[𝐉𝐚𝐲 𝐒𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐯𝐞 💨 @smoove_hot]

Christmas needs to slow tf down I only got 8 dollars 😭

[JUMEX 🪶 @vmpchriis]

if my girl wanted lego flowers i’d simply buy her lego land, but that’s just me tho

[JUMEX 🪶 @vmpchriis]

all this forehead and i still can’t remember shih

[go watch dorohedoro season2 @b0phamet]

"i got that dawg in me"
the dog in question:

[diana 🪽 @dirtyydian]

I hate my own attitude sometimes like wtf u sad about now

[〽️onty @itsmontyj]

I prefer a “I’m busy rn but I’ll text you later” rather than 8 hours with no text back wondering wya

[lauv @lauvsongs]

too much time to think is no good.

[KG @lifewkg]

This year has been soooooooo exhausting every time I solve one problem 3 more immediately after