Isabelle Eley

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[Isabelle Eley @eley_isabelle]

So someone at work went on my phone and text my mum AS A JOKE that I’m pregnant and She starts texting me this 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ what is my life

[Isabelle Eley @eley_isabelle]

@Hootsuite_Help My account is stuck in an authentication loop hole. I can’t login until I authenticate my account, so I go to emails click the link and it tells me to login first… which I obviously can’t do. Can someone help please? Your support avenues are extremely limited!

[Isabelle Eley @eley_isabelle]

Type of person to say this then moan when they don’t get invited

[Miche @michebag22]

DONT INVITE ME OUT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY IF I HAVE TO PAY FOR MY OWN FOOD.
if you want me there to celebrate your birthday then you can pay the whole tab. if you dont want to pay for 20 people's dinners, dont invite 20 people out for your birthday.
don't @ me i will die on this hill.

[Isabelle Eley @eley_isabelle]

@Hermesparcels Can someone DM me now? My package is lost and ur online chat is useless.

[bug girl @buggirl]

don’t want us to get abortions, don’t want us to have access to birth control, don’t want us to have sex for pleasure, don’t want us to get our tubes tied, don’t want us to utilize financial support from the govt for a child we can’t afford, but they sure do always wanna fuck👍🏻

[Pato @lloydpato]

These people leaving everything they have behind not knowing where they are going or what happens next. The only difference between them and you or I other is sheer luck of where we were born, remember that when you see people trying to find a better life for their family’s.

[cal davies @_caldavies]

When the work lads enjoy there weekend at home 😂😂

[Shon @Shontellia]

I suffered for 19 years, it’s time for me to shake my ass on a YACHT. IN DUBAI. IN A THONG.

[Emily @emily_hillstrom]

me irl when I’ve had exactly one glass of prosecco and any taylor swift song comes on

[alexia @alexiaagath]

Sorry I’m late had to blow up me outfit

[Isabelle Eley @eley_isabelle]

@shamazra16 I’m so worried about you

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my year 1 classes what job they'd like to do when they're older;
Here is my analysis
A THREAD

[Tom Danby @tom_danby16]

That’s Hitlers reputation out the window, seemed like such a great bloke as well..

[Lucia Keskin @chiwithaC]

u ok babe? you’ve barely worn your gail platt mini skirt

[Katherine Ryan @Kathbum]

Does it ever really go out of fashion?

[- @FfsAliLAD]

He still doesn’t have a donor. Please retweet and share to help this kid out.

[aidan @_aidanflynn]

actually not bothered about who wants to stay or go from my life this year, that’s on them

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

When I was really poor, me & Jane used to celebrate New Year’s Eve by staying at home & just sitting on the couch, getting drunk, watching repeats of ‘Bullseye’ on a tiny TV. Now our TV is massive.