Tami

[Tami @elf_deprecating]

Once @kateordie reblogged this math short story/erotica on her Tumblr about a girl looking for the right person who can solve truly complex equations and I've been looking for it for years, someone help ;__;

#fanfiction #tumblr #math #story

[Tears of Themis @TearsofThemisEN]

✦ Butterfly Kisses ✦ Event Trailer

A kiss that symbolizes a promise of a lifetime.
Butterfly Kisses Event will be available on Feb 14!

✦ Japanese dubbed version:
https://t.co/Z8pR3vDT64

✦ RT and follow us for a chance to win S-Chip ×1800

#TearsOfThemis
#ButterflyKisses

[Tears of Themis @TearsofThemisEN]

Hearts beat together in intertwined affection.
Go on a romantic date in this season of sweetness and love.
Happy Valentine's Day!

💕RT for a chance to win Merch Package
💕3 Winners｜Ends after 48 hours

#TearsOfThemis
#ButterflyKisses
#ValentinesDay

[Tami @elf_deprecating]

Welcome back to Stellis!#TearsOfThemis #BlizzardousThreadsofRed Download link: https://t.co/x09BEbiyry

[Tami @elf_deprecating]

Welcome back to Stellis!#TearsOfThemis #BlizzardousThreadsofRed Download link: https://t.co/x09BEbiyry

[Tears of Themis @TearsofThemisEN]

Luke SSR ✦ Dreamlike Drama ✦

"Today, I'll show you what this knight in shining armor really looks like!"

"Blizzardous Threads of Red - Luke" Event Shadow of Themis and event-limited Luke SSR "Dreamlike Drama" rate-up coming on 2023/1/12.

#TearsOfThemis

[Tami @elf_deprecating]

From the UC website
'The University of California began more than 150 years ago on a simple but revolutionary idea: that college should be available to everyone. That same spirit still guides us today.'

Unless you need to live during the summer?

#UAWonStrike #FairUCNow

[Tami @elf_deprecating]

@alanyehyehyeh I'm in STEM, and we're also doing the same? I wish more of us would be out here, because every summer I have no income, all I get from grad coordinators is 'have you tried handshake?'

[Tami @elf_deprecating]

@Kyle_Ireton @sruuaw They're so polite, no booing, threats, just calm questioning when he's talking and going back to the march chants

[Tami @elf_deprecating]

'Failure is not an option'

I'm really proud of myself for putting so much effort into successfully make it an option.

[Tami @elf_deprecating]

@KizuKatana @KizuKatana Seriously, the author of some of the BEST stories on AO3!! Probably 90% of my bookmarks :') (It can't hurt that our kinks align ;))

[Tami @elf_deprecating]

A line of practically flavored edible underwear:

"Oops, I dropped garlic fries in my bra"

"Oh dang, I spilled curry on my lap"

"Oh jeez, all these breathmints fell all over my underwear drawer"

"Shoot, I slept on top of a banana in my lingerie"

[Tami @elf_deprecating]

Erectile Dysfunction Dysfunction:
When your penis is working properly.

[Tami @elf_deprecating]

If your one night stand mumbles they would like to have more sex, and you reply
"Come again??"
They probably won't want to have sex anymore.

[Tami @elf_deprecating]

Every racist/sexist/homophobic novel in school-
*Sheds tear* It's about the death of the American Dream :'(

Ok Boomer.

[Tami @elf_deprecating]

"I'm not like other girls, I eat cheeseburgers instead of salad"
"Oh cool"
"Yeah, I love cheeseburgers, I eat then every meal, I'm always thinking about them, my pillows are just pillow cases filled with cheeseburgers, I was once arrested at an in-n-out--"

[Tami @elf_deprecating]

"You don't have a thermometer in your house?"
"No, I measure temperature with this mood ring from the early 2000s" #mood

[Tami @elf_deprecating]

That's what I love about being us, Alfred, man. The Robins get older, but we stay the same age.

[Tami @elf_deprecating]

"Abstinence is the only 100% guaranteed birth control"

Yeah, tell that to Mary.

[Tami @elf_deprecating]

Me trying to figure out my sexuality:
I think I like girls and guys? It's not the same feeling though maybe?? Am I faking it? Am I just confused?

Me watching Anaconda in 2018 after fully accepting I'm bi:
Ohhhhff, I can't believe I ever thought I was straight.