The Uyghur Googler™️

I just want to dance 🕺 . @Inter

[The Uyghur Googler™️ @ElfbarAkimbo]

2️⃣1️⃣🆙

[Y'alldabaoth @FadedAfRuatha]

I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Great post. Love that it evokes the inhumanity and terror of Hiroshima and Nagasaki while being incredibly horny and desperate.

[leon 🪼 @leon_acm]

“the boy”???

[The Uyghur Googler™️ @ElfbarAkimbo]

Arguing Sopranos vs The Wire, no matter what take you have, is a sign of low intelligence

[The Uyghur Googler™️ @ElfbarAkimbo]

I’ll beat da fuck out him

[Yonan @yonann]

Jonah Hill says jiu jitsu has him ready to “annihilate” anyone who still sees him as the fat guy from Superbad

“I love Brazilian jiu jitsu, except my body is begging me not to love it. My wife is often like, ‘You’re not going to become a professional fighter. You know that, right? You’re a comedian’”

“If we got into it, I would f*ck you up. I would f*ck all three of you up”

“My favorite thing is people are like, ‘Oh, Jonah Hill, f*cking fat guy from Superbad.’ And I’m like, ‘I would f*cking annihilate you, dude. I’m not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who’s got it?’”

[el pendejo 🇨🇺🇪🇸 @danker_hank]

Amerifats will run over pedestrians who are taking too long to cross the street, but not run over an active shooter.

[Hamza Yusuf @Hamza_a96]

An Israeli tells the BBC that one Israeli life is worth a million Palestinian lives.

The BBC caveats it with “these inflammatory views are rejected by many Israelis”, even though polls show genocidal rhetoric is widespread in Israeli society.

That’s propaganda, not balance.

[Bedazzling Bearer of Bad News @PixieOfDeath]

I interrupt my regular Haaretz commentary to bring you this gem:

[Thomas White @len0killer]

If I was a military commander we would be taking heavy casualties at all times, often for little or no gain. Lots of injuries as well

[The Uyghur Googler™️ @ElfbarAkimbo]

Covington resident spotted 🫵

[JOELVENILE @joelvenile]

@chasineuphoria Transphobia isn’t real. Me not rooting reality in someone’s delusion isn’t fear.

[Chris Conner @Impatientbull]

Soon:

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

CLEANING TIP- When cleaning windows or other glass products, you can apply orange juice to particularly grimy spots. This does not work however.

[Good Willsmith @GoodWillsmith]

every Pet Shop Boys verse:
it smelled of kerosene
behind the haberdashery
the martini fell from your hand
silk curtains burned too soon

every Pet Shop Boys chorus:
let’s!
kiss!
toNIGHT!
right on the mouth !

[gnostic bf 🌶🇵🇸 @gnostic_bf]

I'm sorry but it really is unfortunate how funny he is

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

lengthy German word for that sinking sensation when, at lunch with a friend, you see that your friend has ordered a much better lunch than you did.

[adam @rupertpubkin]

Rest easy Vincent Pastore ❤️

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

A few decades ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Big Pussy. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash, and no Pussy.