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trad normie

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ass troll ogy

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@runaway_vol i'm neurodiversified ✋

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"i don't want a task rabbit, i want a chore whore" #justoverheard 😭🤣

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@runaway_vol fairnuff

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@runaway_vol Also
https://t.co/0j46CYj4Sx

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- What do you call someone who makes an allegation?
- An allegator.

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One of my favorite Mozart tracks—dropped in 1786! 🎉

Bilson plays it on a period fortepiano, giving the sound world Mozart himself would have heard! Wild!

Happy 270th, Maestro!

https://t.co/ZykId1vaWV

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@TALK_L3SS @kyzcralotSxaM true

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@DenverDomme @kyzcralotSxaM right. many such cases

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The person who has summited Mount Everest the most times is Nepali Sherpa mountaineer Kami Rita Sherpa, who has reached the peak a record 31 times....

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@BillyM2k no liquids before bed—unless you enjoy 3am bathroom trips

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@growing_daniel Speaking of, have you watched von Trier's 'Antichrist'? it's pretty gripping... minus that stupid fox scene, but ya

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@growing_daniel https://t.co/vaxnx8ewPX

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"Don't say stupid shit, say smart shit!" #DsSsSsS

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"Don't say stupid shit, say smart shit!" #DsSsSsS

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A 15-year-old has just earned a PhD in quantum physics.

Laurent Simons, a Belgian child prodigy, has blazed an academic trail unmatched by almost anyone else on the planet, accelerating through education at a velocity that defies norms.

He began primary school at age four and wrapped it up by six. At twelve, he already held a master's degree in quantum physics, delving into bosons, black holes, and the intricate mathematics unraveling the universe's deepest enigmas.

This week, the boy hailed as Belgium's "Little Einstein" defended his doctoral thesis at the University of Antwerp, cementing his status as one of the youngest physics PhDs in recorded history. His research tackled advanced concepts—like Bose polarons in superfluids and supersolids—that most scholars wouldn't touch until their twenties or thirties. Yet for Laurent, this path has been profoundly intimate: the loss of his grandparents at eleven ignited a fire in him to unravel the secrets of longevity—not for personal gain, but to grant others extended, vibrant years.

Experts marvel at his prodigious memory and IQ of 145, a rarity shared by just 0.1 percent of the population. Tech giants from the U.S. and China have dangled lucrative offers to his family, but his parents have rebuffed them, championing his right to evolve on his own terms.

Laurent doesn't claim the absolute youngest PhD title—that belongs to Karl Witte, who graduated at thirteen in 1814—but in contemporary physics, his feat stands virtually unparalleled.

Now fifteen, he's poised to pivot from quantum realms to medical frontiers, eyeing a second doctorate in medical AI to pioneer breakthroughs in aging. His audacious vision? Crafting "superhumans" through innovations that conquer mortality's puzzles—a domain exploding with promise yet riddled with enigmas.

Quantum trailblazer or medical revolutionary, Laurent Simons is poised on the cusp: his extraordinary odyssey has only just ignited.

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“…cos Adam’s made of atoms”
#justoverheard

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

Scientists just sequenced DNA from the couch on which Hitler shot himself.

I think the results have important implications for the study of World War II, and our understanding of history more generally.

Hitler had a genetic abnormality associated with Kallmann syndrome, which is characterized by traits like micropenis and low sexual functioning. This doesn't guarantee that he had the disorder, but it's consistent with what we know from his life. According to prison records, Hitler had an undescended right testicle, and there is no evidence he ever had sex. His best friend from Vienna said he was never with a woman in the years they spent together, despite Hitler getting a lot of attention from the opposite sex. He apparently had riz.

Also, Hitler was in the top 1% for schizophrenia, autism, and bipolar. If those traits are distributed at random, there’s only a one in a million chance anyone would be that high on all three! Yet I checked and, as I suspected, the polygenic scores are correlated with one another. So Hitler’s result was closer to something like 1 in 25,000. Still remarkable.

Overall, this is strong evidence for the Great Man Theory of History, and also Critical Theorists and Freudians, who believe right-wing radicalism comes from personal defects and insecurities, particularly those related to sex. If the most destructive war in the history of Western Civilization was caused by one man's micropenis and undescended right testicle, that's a major win for Critical Theory.

More here: https://t.co/YlStbPXfP6

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Tung tung tung sahur
Tupac Shakur
Tung tung tung sahur
Two buck chuckur
#iykyk

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@growing_daniel I identity as a womban but sure, you welcome ✨

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@nikitabier 😂