0.3poundsofratmeat

beast mode #swag #on #swagmode

[Mia Perfect 😊 @wormlover92]

Saying fuck during sex is kind of like saying parkour when you’re doing parkour. Wow. Someone has definitely said this before

[Evolve @EvolveWildlife]

Two amphibious rivals collide above the tidal flats.

📷 Badaro Gaja

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

illustration by Madison Rivera showing a tiny jumping spider dropping a penny as "rent" in a large sofa where it lives

[RandomRiot (COMMS CLOSED) @WrandomWriot]

he was just sittin down there burping and farting and shit not hurting nobody

[Marquee Moon & The Funky Bunch @notthelivestock]

this is the shit winona ryder was doing to jamiroquai

[Voscl @voscl0528]

最近啊这鸡巴不能撸了。因为美国人在润滑油里偷偷加了纳米追踪器，你一撸超过30秒，它就通过你龟头渗出的前列腺液检测到你是中国人，立刻启动自毁程序，整根鸡巴直接炸成黑炭，以后只能拿灰烬画圈圈骂娘了。

[Guilherme Gomes Santos @guilherme94jose]

Arabic cinema posters that AI still can’t beat:

[MRDINOBUTT (@mrdinobutt.bsky.social) @mr_dinobutt]

Alien: Covenant (2017)

[sharkie • RE obsessed 🦇༉‧₊˚. @hozierlvrs]

behind the scenes of The Descent (2005)

[0.3poundsofratmeat @elfeviscerator]

The thirteenth step is good character building, album fucks too

[阿哑哑｜街头切片 @weijinxiao3]

啊这。。。是不是童年的幻想瞬间破灭了。小哥哥梦碎当场！

[blank plank ☭ @tiring_tho23]

please don’t kill yourself; you need to suffer more.

[NEW AGE MOLD @HILLARYCLlNT0N]

hashtag edtwt hashtag fragile

[0.3poundsofratmeat @elfeviscerator]

Need a lawson or a family mart rn

[0.3poundsofratmeat @elfeviscerator]

Famichiki.... My love I miss you, chicken so good it'll squirt in ur mouth with you begging for more

[0.3poundsofratmeat @elfeviscerator]

Not a CENT left

[0.3poundsofratmeat @elfeviscerator]

People be stealing EBT down to the penny holy fuck