Tracy M Thomas

Writer of The Morphean Chronicles, professional dog Auntie with a serious equestrian habit and a gigantic ginger pony, owned by 2 1/2 relatively sane dogs

[Tracy M Thomas @elfinium]

A little frazzled but #Dreamcatcher, book two of the Morphean Chronicles is now published and available to buy on Kindle and in paperback via Amazon. (Excited Eek!) https://t.co/uAqIcuu3HF

[Tracy M Thomas @elfinium]

@dog_gem @Jochurchill_MP @pow_rebecca But if we didn't produce it all in the first place it wouldn't need to be disposed of. There was a single delivery that's had 117 individual plastic bags. That was unnecessary

[Tracy M Thomas @elfinium]

I just took part in the #BigPlasticCount, UK’s biggest investigation into household plastic waste. Here’s what I found really happens to my plastic waste:

♻️8% recycled
🌍12% sent abroad
🔥52% burnt
⛰️28% sent to landfill

This is shocking, right?! @Jochurchill_MP @pow_rebecca

[Tracy M Thomas @elfinium]

@SirPyecroft But not Africa Africa

[Tracy M Thomas @elfinium]

Overheard at the entrance to Africa Alive.
Excited 'Do they have penguins?'

[Tracy M Thomas @elfinium]

They also occasionally throw up in your shoe

[Ernie and Berti @Berti_and_Ernie]

'I think dogs are amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. They are role models for being alive.' - Gilda Radner #dogsarelove

[Tracy M Thomas @elfinium]

@HorsesGuiding I don't even have to sniff

[Tracy M Thomas @elfinium]

Are the planets aligned and mystic chicanery afoot? I finished my shampoo and conditioner at the same time!!

[Tracy M Thomas @elfinium]

@jcjeremyhobson Sigh

[Tracy M Thomas @elfinium]

Carefully dried the dogs after our walk so that they would be more comfortable for wandering around the garden in the rain. 🙄

[Tracy M Thomas @elfinium]

We don't condone hunting, but we're both charging around the house swatting mosquitoes shouting tally ho and the hounds are in full cry! #DoPinkPyjamasCount

[Tracy M Thomas @elfinium]

Note to self: Do not binge watch @HandmaidsOnHulu before bed. 😱 #FreakyDreams #ColdSweat #Nightmares

[Tracy M Thomas @elfinium]

@HorsesGuiding Archie is. He's just dipping a hoof in the water

[Tracy M Thomas @elfinium]

The left arm of both pairs of my sunglasses have broken off over the last few days. This follows reminders from my optician to get an eye test... coincidence #SetToAutoDestruct

[Tracy M Thomas @elfinium]

Picture shows feet on a scale with the letters bat on the display

[Tracy M Thomas @elfinium]

Wow! That's fab! My original goal weight was badger. #MondayMorning #MondayMotivaton #DietGoals

[Tracy M Thomas @elfinium]

@Cedarstoneacres Some people will do anything to self justify

[Tracy M Thomas @elfinium]

Women who regularly allows her dog to run up to people berated me this morning. Apparently the 'problem' is that I put my dogs on a lead when we meet people.
I've never been told off for having dogs under control before.

[Tracy M Thomas @elfinium]

@heybalesbailey It was a new one in me too

[Tracy M Thomas @elfinium]

@TillyAlcock @tommy_pegasus She has obviously been giving it some considerable thought

[Tracy M Thomas @elfinium]

@tommy_pegasus The mental gymnastics to convince herself it's MY fault???