The Storm🌪️

Nemo dat quod no habet.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Gabriel when he’s watching a Pele penalty from 1962 but then sees himself in the video

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

i understand why our forefathers don’t allow women speak publicly.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

The reason why we will continue to recieve poor services from airlines, telecoms, electricity discos and the rest in Nigeria is because we can’t sue companies for damages and win. So they operate anyhow with no consequences

[Dee Macé @frmarcellinus]

After some initial years of "freedom", you realise that there's an emptiness that only God can fill.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

any babe wey leave my life now no know wetin she do for me.

[Paris Saint-Germain @PSG_English]

One week ago today ❤️💙

[Papi Drey @Abel_Olabode]

“You can open up to me”

Ehhh nothing dey do me o, I dey okay abeg

[🐬 @triplexdshott]

because you no trust man again you con dey do hookup.
na woman dey carry you?

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

As a retired oversharer, take it from me: keep your business to yourself. Even the slightest of info.

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

you go think say na laptop dey hold you back until you buy am

[B @utdbrxy]

im crying he personally assured them that honda safe

[, @Zvbear]

Women in their 30s when they see a 21 year old girl in the room

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

that fake begging before letting her go so you don’t look wicked

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Lil Wayne’s son Lil Novi and Ye’s daughter North West just dropped their new collab “MULA THA ROOT OF ALL EVIL”

[🥷🏾 @NikeTechRanger]

Niggas so scared to have their own opinions lmao

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

angry women in the comments:

[Big Boris @BigBoris_2]

This guy undid a hundred years of feminist propaganda with a single post.

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Niggas in Nigeria be wearing gloves to advertise fake watches. 😭

[Null @Vhoyde]

The only women allowed to talk to me about money are prostitutes.