Emma

Due to a long term trifle addiction I have been diagnosed with 'sponge finger'

[Emma @ElfisEmma]

@DeclanMcKenna I hope you don’t mind me asking you, the generous, gracious human being you are, whether you’d wish my daughter, Rosa, a Happy Birthday for 16th Sept. She really is a huge fan and, for reasons I won’t go into, everything we had planned has had to be cancelled 😞

[Emma @ElfisEmma]

@TroyHawke thank you for such a hilarious evening in Birmingham last night. Wish I hadn’t been too shy to shout my question out. Big salute!

[Emma @ElfisEmma]

@beansaladpod Sexy

[Emma @ElfisEmma]

@benpartridge Nicely finished with a 2:1 Boursin/grout mix

[Emma @ElfisEmma]

@mralistairgreen The realness in this is so damn palpable

[Emma @ElfisEmma]

@svrofficialsite Thank you!

[Emma @ElfisEmma]

@svrofficialsite Hi there, I see you have a special event day today (Sat 23rd July) do you have freedom of the line tickets available or are you sold out? Website doesn’t allow me to select today’s date. Thank you!

[Emma @ElfisEmma]

@HenryPaker Can’t wait for the Christmas special!

[Emma @ElfisEmma]

@Wozniophile Not today thank you *slams door

[Emma @ElfisEmma]

@Wozniophile Alright?

[Emma @ElfisEmma]

@KathyRoseRivett Now I’m curious. Have you met any comedians who have been much taller/shorter than you expected?

[Emma @ElfisEmma]

@Wozniophile What, no plaid?

[Emma @ElfisEmma]

@santanderukhelp Does the otp come through as a link ie would she have to have a smart phone?

[Emma @ElfisEmma]

@santanderuk Hi I’m trying to help my elderly Nan do an online grocery shop and it’s asking her for a One Time Passcode when she tries to checkout. She doesn’t have online banking. What can she do?

[Emma @ElfisEmma]

@santanderukhelp I see. Does make it difficult for her as she is 97 and can hardly see or hear.

[Emma @ElfisEmma]

@santanderukhelp She doesn’t have a mobile phone

[Emma @ElfisEmma]

@beansaladpod That Pam jingle 👌

[Emma @ElfisEmma]

@olafzwyzt Does this double up as maracas? Please confirm

[Emma @ElfisEmma]

@PreetKGillMP Sadly my housebound 97 year old Nan is still waiting for her booster despite several promises that she will be visited. She is a Harborne resident. Her GP surgery are unable to help. With daily carers going into her property I worry she is at a great risk.