ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride

whispers of an apple’s heart || she/her

[ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride @elfishh]

“i love cheating. when i grow up i want to steal and be a robber.”

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

You're going to need to be unconscious from 2-6pm today. Your choice how you do it, but you definitely won't want to be awake for this.

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

I love you when we’re together, I love you when we’re apart

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

didn’t ask + don’t care + go my isopods

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[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

Movie theaters should go back to kicking people out who use their phones. That was a good thing.

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

cooking sober - well this fucking sucks . what the fuck

cooking drunk- haha fuck yeah !! Yes !!! I am like the rat from Ratatouille

[ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride @elfishh]

phone will never be as good as laptop for the simple reason that i need to be able to play 3 different asmr videos & a podcast simultaneously

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

it’s all about mindset 💪🏻

[ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride @elfishh]

hmmm

[🧛‍♀️ @glampirelestat]

me age 13: been getting really into vampires lately
me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness
me age 26: been getting really into vampires lately

[ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride @elfishh]

no emojis for giacomo?

[ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride @elfishh]

ASMR hitting you with a rock

[ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride @elfishh]

like that’s wednesday’s problem 😌

[ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride @elfishh]

i love to call in sick at 2am and immediately turn teams notifications off

[ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride @elfishh]

happy stardew update day to all those who observe 🥰

[The Fairy Art Mother @fairyartmother]

depressing to see that most climate scientists stress the need for immediate action and stress that “doomerism” isn’t helpful, yet people still decide to be doomers—while citing the same data that those scientists are using to encourage proactive solutions.

[ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride @elfishh]

i’m so fuckin salty about all the TEACHERS who show up on BOOK CHARACTER DAY dressed in regular-ass not-book halloween costumes

[ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride @elfishh]

@OgLakyn seconding Garage Sale Vintage! my SIL took us when we visited & it made a great impression haha

[ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride @elfishh]

lunch today:
can of redbull ✅
one tortilla chip ✅

[ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride @elfishh]

rocky!

[ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride @elfishh]

@poetastrologers gemini xo