Frank Escalante

Comedian • Actor

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Void scream

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@Wisdom_HQ I didn't cum

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Sup

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On my way to fuck up 4 pounds of turkey

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"Hey everybody! Come check out my farm!" #EdGeinNetflix

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Life in America 40 to 100+ years ago 🧵

1. This was Los Angeles in the 1950s

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Knicks verus Wolves in the finals

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Goofy Movie Pizza is Real

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Why the fuck is a hashbrown $3.19 ? Its literally a potato

[chaddaniels @thatchaddaniels]

@GaryGulman And it can take 20 years. So... you either want this, or you don’t.

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Hotdog baby

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Hate has a home here

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Chicken teriyaki is asian chicken tenders

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@elonmusk never shows me love ... nor does @X

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Bang

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"I always kill on stage"

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Jokes