laurel 🌿

[sam 🍂 @burritoprophet]

i’m glad his family and friends love him and aren’t like those cunt monkeys that bullied my baby Punch

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked ChatGPT” well, i asked the trees, but they’re too busy being on fire because people don’t take climate change seriously

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

terrible time to have a history degree & pattern recognition skills

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

god i can’t wait to see this evil ass company crash and burn

[丂卄ㄖᗪ卂几 - 👋 crack fingers @therealshodan]

For my American friends

UK is similar in latitude to Alaska
UK gets 2.5hrs more daylight than Texas
Las Vegas humidity is 30%, UK is 81%

Imagine Alaska having the same weather as Florida, that’s what’s going on here

[miia @miiagarro]

"all women do is use men"

never in my life have i found a man useful

[cessi 🏀 @ceciiii07]

Women are lonely, too. But people don’t care because lonely women don’t murder, they go to grad school or get a rescue dog.

[wiktor WILL GET TOP SURGERY @anderfeels]

how long after sex is it okay to play dragon age: inquisition

[kira 🍉 | haaland’s bun @wickshorror]

obsession taught me lots of men think rape is only when a man forces himself on a woman, they aren't educated enough or don't care enough to admit there are many ways men commit rape, taking away someone's autonomy for your own pleasure is rape, bear raped nikki, no ifs or buts

[Autistic Lauren 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @Autistic_Lauren]

To the parents who refrain from telling their children of their autism diagnosis out of fear they’ll think they’re “weird” or “different”:

Chances are that child already feels that way. And you hiding it will just reinforce the very idea you’re trying to prevent

[Kala Elizabeth @kalaelizabeth]

Crazy how brainwashed people are by capitalism?? Obviously less choices for consumers is BAD because it only benefits the corporations! Not being able to access games without internet is bad. No resell value on second hand is bad. No used games is bad. No physical media is BAD.

[lauren badillo milici @motelsiren]

chronic illness be like:

oh you went out in the HEAT? time to NAP because you’re DUMB good luck doing ANYTHING ELSE today

[🪶MrBlueCat🪶 @BiXolotl]

People will say these kinds of things and look you dead in the eye and say they aren’t a Nazi. “I’m not a Nazi I just think that people with disabilities shouldn’t be able to live their life and instead should all be put into mental asylums”

[lobber so apple 🍎 @niggapolyamory]

genuinely what on earth do you want autistic people to do. if they try to go to work and assimilate but meltdown due to stressful environments they are shamed but if they don't work at all they're called lazy and worthless???

[⋆ rachel ⋆ @racheIaIi]

mind you we wouldn’t be this extreme heatwave if yous twats could make a shopping list or plan a holiday or i dont know write a fucking email without using ai

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Bills up.

Wages too low.

Record profits for Oil & Gas.

50 richest families with more wealth than 50% of population.

Shit in our rivers.

Pensioners jailed for protesting.

Migrants thrown under the bus.

Supporting a Genocide.

That's Starmer's legacy.

[Monisha Rajesh 🍉 @monisha_rajesh]

Hearing Starmer tear up talking about spending more time with his kids was a special kind of enraging. How many Palestinian kids don’t have dads any more because of him. How many dads have no kids to hug because of him? Monster.

[Erin Ekins (she/her) @QueerlyAutistic]

The people wailing "but what did Starmer ever do to be so hated?!?!" are really going mask off on how little they interact with, listen to, or even think about marginalised people (or anyone outside their own little identity bubble).