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Tony Bennett curled up naked inside a translucent egg, drifting through space for all eternity

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let’s face it, without Jack in the front row the Oscars have lost all credibility

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two things foreigners think Americans like a lot of on their vacation: French fries and saxophone

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imagine if Andy Warhol lived to see anime

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Usher would look great in a turtleneck

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5th Arrondissement

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I wouldn’t let Annie Lennox anywhere near my penis

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this take me to church guy stole kenny g’s hair

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Johnny Cash singing Baa Baa Black Sheep #GRAMMYs

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one Charlize Theron to rule them all

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cradling this garlic bread in my arms like a newborn, weeping with joy

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Masterchef: Milwaukee

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with this prism I thee wed

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putting old bay on everything like I’m the Dread Pirate Roberts himself

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what does groundhog taste like

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literally the worst play call in football history

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Buckminster Fuller invented the Geodesic Dome while eating Doritos during the Super Bowl. True story.

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Texas Stick-up Kid

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kimchi relapse center

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you, me & twitter makes three