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if no one likes my tweets I will delete them

[ThorDKidd @ThorDKidd]

middle school was lowkey fun asf I was ugly as hell tho

[Aunt Babe @babesmithh]

I can’t stop thinking about this

[Jenna Guillaume @JennaGuillaume]

I will NEVER be over the dog eating Dan's heart on One Tree Hill. The most iconic TV moment of all time.

[Clybius ∿ 𝜏ENE𝜏 @Clybius]

hoes hate me for the premium perch i be rollin wit

[Matt Silfen @mattsilfen]

The couch, 9 months after JD Vance fucked it:

[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

#Biden 📝

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

atlanta so ghetto omg why we at this restaurant and somebody jus air dropped everybody this 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Pingtr1p @Pingtr1p]

Shane Gillis just released his new Bud Light commercial starring Joe Rogan and Matt McCusker
@joerogan @shanemgillis @mattwritesbooks #parody

[yusuke @juanvenchy]

and he runs tf out of a t-mobile

[keegan @FranziaMom]

my friend runs an instagram account called “kikos parking service” where he only takes pictures of his own car after finding a parking spot, and then comments on the picture from his personal account

[✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk]

our baja, who blast in heaven

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Talladega Nights 2

[Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos]

Twitter is BACK

[h★yley from nebraska @yelyahbell]

never taking a sip of alcohol again