Eli871

𝗨𝗛 Alumni.

[Eli871 @Eli871]

When the city of Houston feels like it hasnt flooded in a while so it decides to flood itself

#houston

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

CNN: Epstein files
ABC: Epstein files
NBC: Epstein files
Fox News:

[Eli871 @Eli871]

@houstonpokemon Hey I met you at atomic yesterday it was great meeting you!!

[Eli871 @Eli871]

@ItsIntuition Crap is this the only show you gonna do?

[INTUITION @ItsIntuition]

we’re getting new intuition & equalibrum before GTA VI.

[Eli871 @Eli871]

@ItsIntuition @equalibrum I heard you got that shit we waiting on

[Eli871 @Eli871]

@ItsIntuition @equalibrum Aw shit hype!!! Avatar returning after 100 years vibes

[DTVA News @DTVANews]

Funny and cute:

During a screening of "Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle" in Mexico, a band of mariachis mistook the screening room for a "Toy Story" showing and started to sing "You've Got A Friend In Me" during the credits of the Anime film.

[Eli871 @Eli871]

@ItsIntuition New… album?!?!!

[Eli871 @Eli871]

@MogulMoves Do yall have any denim jackets left from the French drop 😬 @MogulMoves @LudwigAhgren

[Eli871 @Eli871]

@MogulMoves Hello! Is it still possible to buy the denim jacket in a L? I know the drop is over but just asking!

[Eli871 @Eli871]

@jerseymikes FREE SUB

[Eli871 @Eli871]

@zBravosi @craig564829 @LudwigAhgren @loltyler1 I watched the last 5 hours, dude just was having good games and making better decisions

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

Never underestimate the power of large groups of stupid people.

He was the worst POTUS in history.
Impeached twice.
Convicted felon.
Tried to stage a coup.
Sold state secrets.

But hey …at least he isn’t an intelligent Black woman.

[Eli871 @Eli871]

@sassbydaniela Agreed, FDT

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

Leaked footage of CrowdStrike's legal department this morning

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

How to fix the Crowdstrike thing:

1. Boot Windows into safe mode
2. Go to C:\Windows\System32\drivers\CrowdStrike
3. Delete C-00000291*.sys
4. Repeat for every host in your enterprise network including remote workers
5. If you're using BitLocker jump off a bridge

[Linux Handbook @LinuxHandbook]

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[BNO News @BNONews]

GLOBAL IT OUTAGE
- Caused by cybersecurity firm CrowdStrike
- Faulty update caused Windows to crash
- Affecting companies and organizations
- PCs showing 'Blue Screen of Death'
- Also affecting banks, airlines, media
- Many PCs have to be fixed one by one

[Vincent Flibustier 👽 @vinceflibustier]

First day at Crowdstrike, pushed a little update and taking the afternoon off ✌️