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twitter hates me and thinks I’m 12 other acc @amai_eli

[eli @eli__uwu]

какая же шиза

[Alex Bond @AlexBondODUA]

Ukrainians have launched a new online “game”: changing fuel station statuses on maps, marking empty stations as supplied and supplied stations as empty.

The result is chaos in Moscow: drivers waste time, burn extra fuel, create traffic jams, and clash at gas stations.

[. @Fimiye]

ignoring the social hierarchy and treating everyone equally will make people hate your guts

[Orbit ♪ BLM @OrbitPlusPlus]

why is gengar lowkey the kuromi of straight men

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[ًً @stoyatel]

in your twenties you're going to experience a sudden shift in your parents behavior to be more kind and supportive towards you that for some unknown reason couldn't have come earlier despite their past behavior contributing to your deeply troubling mental issues they disregarded

[☆ @mugIerette]

can't wait for Japan to not be the trendy destination anymore so I can go there

[eli @eli__uwu]

кто-то написал что они попали в goonlag (дрочелаг) 😭😭😭

[LogKa @LogKa11]

Japanese POWs in Soviet labor camps wanted life sentences. They never forgave Kruschev for closing down the gulags and sending them home.

[eli @eli__uwu]

maturing is realizing that it’s a blessing to be able to live surrounded by this many trees and having everything you need within walking distance

[Federico Italiano @FedeItaliano76]

What is it? First thought, no Googling

[ྀི @hrtindica]

leaving the house with the nervous system of someone going to war

[eli @eli__uwu]

@NataliaAnani @rinalu_ elite?? 😭 would’ve never imagined id live to see the day when someone calls gelendzhik (and sochi) elite vacation destinations ☠️

[peachjars² @idiotpeach]

I was not prepared for how much German people STARE 😭

[freia @freialobo]

my role in the family is 2FA service

[gm @graveyyyyyy]

Actually the hardest thing in adulthood is fighting the apathy. It’s so easy to just not do things with your life

[ً @prinkasusa]

no one has a victim complex like a man who thinks he's a good person

[eli @eli__uwu]

i really dislike the bar culture in Belgium and France because what do you mean there’s no finger food or even fries to go with the beer and wine 😭

[jane @ijanedoll]

your 20s are for realizing that growing up as a very lonely girl sticks with you for far longer than you'd like

[peegirl184 @peegirl184]

how do i get one of them fake corporate jobs where i work remotely and get paid for responding to one email a day and having a laptop on with outlook or whatever open