Eli Judge

no longer working hard to stan @Grimezsz

[Simon Rosenblum-Larson @simonrl18]

In my four-year career in the minor leagues, I’ve never taken home over $12,000 in salary from baseball in a year.

Minor leaguers are some of the worst-paid workers in America… so I wrote a piece calling for a living wage #MiLB35K

https://t.co/GytUGgFtnZ

[Eli Judge @eli_judge]

@RileyLeff always arise or arose

[Eli Judge @eli_judge]

Sooner Magic you fucking love to see it

[ESPN @espn]

OKLAHOMA WINS A THRILLER!

For the first time in Texas football history, the Longhorns lose after leading by 21 points 😳

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

They may be headed to the SEC, but that was one of the greatest games in Big 12 history.

[RJ Young @RJ_Young]

THE GOLDEN HAT IS AN OKLAHOMAN. WE OWN TEXAS.

[Eli Judge @eli_judge]

@natureplayer_ realistically theyd both probably govern very similarly, so you kinda just gotta go with your gut i would say. pick well, ill be living in nyc but wont be able to vote yet, so theres a lot riding on you

[Eli Judge @eli_judge]

@natureplayer_ i thought this was an interesting piece on Morales

https://t.co/K6NnzRh4U9

shes probably still the best candidate cause at least shes saying the right things, but you cant really be a politician without lots of baggage it seems

[Eli Judge @eli_judge]

@littledipper__ @PeytonLWolf @paris_bezanis always tryna keep the feed intellectually stimulating

[Eli Judge @eli_judge]

@PeytonLWolf @paris_bezanis i believe that the view that language changes is so universal that no one intellectually serious opposes it, much in the same way no one intellectually serious opposes evolution

[Eli Judge @eli_judge]

@littledipper__ great care should be taken to protect schoolchildren from your sexiness, yes

[Eli Judge @eli_judge]

@acoh64 i think i would want to be immortalized in a rich text format

[Eli Judge @eli_judge]

@acoh64 i know you're going to

[Eli Judge @eli_judge]

@charliebeau20

[Eli Judge @eli_judge]

@bhalle87 @usedgov Congrats 🥳 department of ed is getting a good one

[Eli Judge @eli_judge]

@charliebeau20 sleep is for the weak

[Eli Judge @eli_judge]

@PeytonLWolf really stretching the definition of hobby here

[Eli Judge @eli_judge]

@amsiegel23 @mradamscott as the only suggestion i guess this is gonna be the one

[Eli Judge @eli_judge]

i have never seen an episode of parks and rec but since @mradamscott was kind enough to get on our zoom with a bunch of awesome northern michigan high schoolers im gonna watch an episode tonight in his honor, i need suggestions

[Eli Judge @eli_judge]

@daliaw8 @mradamscott thats a weirdly specific name for a parks and rec episode but ill check it out

[Rob Sand @RobSandIA]

AUDITED: @phoebe_bridgers new album

FINDING: surpluses in the quality & talent accounts

RECOMMENDATION: more plz