Ellie Kaiser

[maybe: clare @clur19]

I promise you, the Notre Dame burning down is seriously not the time to post pictures of your trip to Paris

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Look what happened the last time you didn’t vote.

[KB @kbnoswag]

College girls on twitter aggressively fantasizing about being 40 year old moms who do regular activities with their fictional families is one of the most bizarre social media trends https://t.co/QP6VtpnzPk

[Travon Free @Travon]

Trump : "Gassing innocent Syrians is bad and I'm going to bomb you for it!"

Innocent Syrians: "can we take refuge in America to escape a murderous dictator?"

Trump: "no way you terrorists!"

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

I can't use a Kinder egg, they're illegal in the US. Do you think a semi-automatic rifle will work instead? I can get those at Walmart. https://t.co/qrMSzRumhQ

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

The 2nd Amendment was written at the same convention where they decided slaves were only 3/5ths of a person so maybe it's worth reexamining.

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

5 years ago, I was shot in an attempt to stop me from speaking out for girls' education. Today, I attend my first lectures at Oxford.

[Meghan Rienks @meghanrienks]

i'm surprised people are surprised at trump

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

nazis & white supremacists are committing acts of terrorism & "sad!" is your response? you're a pathetic excuse for a president & a human. https://t.co/RbyBgo5UDX

[Ellie Kaiser @eli_kai]

@AnaCGPSSantos Glad you're ok babe!

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

okiedokie!!

[nani @pettyblackgirI]

religious ppl have so much to say about the lgbtq+ community but refuse to acknowledge the fact that child abuse thrives in their churches. https://t.co/iGUsCedALp

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Rick G. Rosner @dumbassgenius]

Angela Merkel has a PhD in quantum chemistry.
Donald Trump misspelled "tap."
Not exactly a meeting of the minds.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

A man too racist to be a federal judge in the 80s is now Attorney General. Do you realize how racist "too racist" was in the 1980s?