eli kimbrell

Every ending hides a new beginning. Life will toss and turn us, but can only break us if we let it. Its always, always worth trying. Every time.

[eli kimbrell @eli_kimbrell]

Conrad be like Meredith Grey this week: “Pick me, choose me, love me” #TheSummerITurnedPretty

[eli kimbrell @eli_kimbrell]

“May thy knife chip and shatter”

[eli kimbrell @eli_kimbrell]

If you start off a conversation with me by calling me “boss,” I’m immediately checking out of the conversation.

[aaron @fkaclownnoises]

The worst part is having to go to work like everything’s normal

[eli kimbrell @eli_kimbrell]

@fkaclownnoises Okay here me out, Slim Pickins, top three of the album if you remove Espresso and Please x3

[eli kimbrell @eli_kimbrell]

@fkaclownnoises Let’s see if Taylor adds more songs to Tortured Poets

[eli kimbrell @eli_kimbrell]

@jonathanmb32 @laceymarieea Get to cover now! But wait read these additional details

[eli kimbrell @eli_kimbrell]

This is apparently what $12 gets you now at Panera. I mean you have to laugh when your baguette is bigger than your half sandwich. Very disappointed with the quality and quantity for that price. @panerabread

[eli kimbrell @eli_kimbrell]

“Who is your daddy and what does he do?”

Me: Agent…Agent State Farm

https://t.co/qtmYwNObCe

Agent State Farm | Official Teaser Trailer [HD] | starring Arnold Schwar... https://t.co/3CA4jybbmr via @YouTube

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[eli kimbrell @eli_kimbrell]

What it feels like when you correctly guess a phishing attempt that your work sent out as a test

[eli kimbrell @eli_kimbrell]

@jonathanmb32 Biggest complaint is they should of just killed off General Leia or removed that scene entirely. Didn’t make any sense and was cheesy/laughable

[eli kimbrell @eli_kimbrell]

@jonathanmb32 Selfish me wants your review Friday, but this needs a full day

[eli kimbrell @eli_kimbrell]

@speaknowbean Why did the ketchup blush?
She saw the salad dressing

[eli kimbrell @eli_kimbrell]

@fkaclownnoises I know right?! After that they made me do a case study and two more interviews. One with me explaining my presentation and the other to meet the rest of the team. Process took over two months, but then they wanted an answer within the week if I wanted the job or not lol

[Funko @OriginalFunko]

SDCC exclusive Pop! Frodo™ is carrying the weight of the One Ring™ into your The Lord of the Rings collection. Will you be able to intercept Pop! Frodo in time? #SDCC2023 #conventionexclusive #Funkoville2023

[eli kimbrell @eli_kimbrell]

@fkaclownnoises I’m so happy you love Barry!

[eli kimbrell @eli_kimbrell]

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