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[frank @frankkkit]

me in class wondering who has the biggest dick

[✦ @twsologist]

not a SINGLE foreign song on top 10 btw

[🫂 @darkerthanher]

پس از امکان ترجمه پست‌ها یاد گرفتیم:
ژاپنی‌ها کیوت و انیمه‌ای نیستن.
کره‌ای‌ها واقعاً بولی هستن.
چینی‌ها هورنی هستن.
آرژانتینی‌ها نژادپرستن.
ترک‌ها متوهمن.
هر جمله‌‌ی برزیلی‌ها اولین باره در تاریخ حیات بشر شنیده شده.
…
تنها چیزی که از قبل می‌دونستیم کودن بودن آمریکایی‌هاست.

[Benzo Stray Dogs @benzostraydogs]

Good God, the French are grinding the Japanese into a fine paste and painting the walls with their innards

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Okay France you win calm down

[Oh. @LieuRiolu]

Yo what could Japanese niggas POSSIBLY have done to France to piss them off this badly 😭

[supremo @supremocutie]

sad reality

[D-weeb | Professional Stalker @Weeb_Lite]

Thinking back to this leak. What did bro see?

[𝑲 ⋆˙⟡ @mityarozanov]

halika nga dito Mitya fifingerin kita habang jinajakol at nininipple play

[一钙 @amcdbwq]

hhhhh改的时候我也很痛苦

[SCP-939/WITH MANY VOICES gf 🐈‍⬛ @vampysweetheart]

BOOKMARKS CANNOT GO PUBLIC DO YALL REALIZE HOW MUCH PORN I HAVE SAVED?????

[kindred ⟡ @kindrehd]

tried to animate phainon to that one manato animation x-x #phainon

[zoey @zoewaie]

love how they made him look like your dead husband you lost to war that you still yearn for every single day and still haunts the narrative

[ely @eli_lights]

@phiaeliix September 25 like c'monnnn

[ly @kittyc4tly]

man i love switches

[J @22_mariajohn]

Uy, this is a good topic ah.

Remember last week nung namatay pamangkin ko? Andun kami buong lamay, at nakita ko kung gaano kahirap mamatayan. Need mo magprep ng foods para sa mga pupunta (although di naman lahat), pero may mga pakain talaga at need maghain, almusal, tanghalian, hapunan. Tapos kanin talaga.

Yung in-law ko at asawa nya, syempre hindi naman sila yung mismong naghahanda. Siguro yung pakain din is for us na dun nakatigil buong lamay. Para sa mga kamag-anak na tumutulong dun sa pag aasikaso. Pero meron din talagang nakikilamay tapos nakikikain.

Di naman issue yun doon, kase sanay sila na ganun talaga. Pero naisip ko nga, kapag sa pamilya ko nangyari, di ko alam kung may mga kamag-anak kami na tutulong ng ganun. Nagulat talaga ako sa umagahan, tanghalian at hapunan.

Sopas sopas, kendi, tinapay, juice lang talaga alam kong normal na ihain e.

Plus pa yung need mong kausapin mga bisita, mga malayong kamag-anak na dadating. Ang hirap! Tapos dami pang inaasikaso sa morge, death cert, punta ka pa city hall, tapos yung paglilibingan. Ganern.

[otthoe @otthoex]

whenever i jerk off on twitter i feel exactly like this

[sol. @capi_thrain]

Yearner tier list as requested!!!

[nafira @phaisuki]

was about to grind funds but ended up replaying 3.4 and this specific scene still gives me goosebumps THE VOICE ACTING??? OH JOSHUA WATERS I’M STILL HUNGRY FOR MORE