Retired Engineer 👷🏾‍♂️

Civil Engineer, #TrickyTyms by @REBELCITYRECRDS, @chelseafc is Life.

[Tobiás @AVFCTobias]

We have unlocked an all timer

[Ayanfe @Ayanfe_Baddo]

She humbled pregnancy 🥶

[Johnny @JohnnyChristod]

what the fuck did they used to watch back in the day bro

[BRINGA @BRINGA_007]

To the loan apps that helped me at my lowest. I just don't know how to repay you.

[Retired Engineer 👷🏾‍♂️ @eli_merari19]

@FunkyRedDevil 36

[FUNKY @FunkyRedDevil]

A single attempt. No calculator.

[Mwami Laban @Johnlaban256]

It’s funny how this joke applies to all parts of Africa 😂

[Mapholoba🇨🇻🇿🇦 @_Ngcobo_]

Still tge craziest caption I've read on this platform

[Deriq_king @Oweishemwe_]

Americans: I’m a prostitute.
Ugandans: I’m at campus.

[Masuhd @masuhd_]

"first go and close the door"

[Ballon d'Or @ballondor]

HARRY KANE IS THE 2026 BALLON D'OR! #ballondor

[Hip Hop All Day @HipHopAllDay]

Drake’s ‘Gods Plan’ is now the first rap song in HISTORY to be certified DOUBLE-DIAMOND by the RIAA 💎🔥

[. @Rice_Propv3]

I didn’t see that coming 😭

[David Shaw @truereddevil99]

Sad news today. After 5 years of medical training, one of my mates has been struck off due to a minor discretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer do the job he loves. What a waste of time and money. Genuinely a great guy and a brilliant vet

[Shema(8-3) @ShemaAbe1]

This game needed Baleba.

Big second half coming up.

[Lawless @Kaysitsofe]

some people boil eggs, some fry them, but I want to fertilize yours 🤗

[Tyshaun🇺🇸 @thatguy_Ty6]

Drake down bad.

Janice Stfu reference track by Michael Jackson just leaked, the track was originally supposed to be on thriller but Michael wanted to someone name Drake to be on it 40 years later

Recording to tmz and complex the Jackson family is suing Drake for not crediting MJ

[CY Chels @SeewhyChels]

🚨 Akademiks tells Joe Budden he CAN’T let Fat Joe keep talking crazy about his money, his seats and even how he SMELLS.

Ak claims Budden is making around $3M a month from Patreon and says:

“Fat Joe’s not making no $20 million a year… let’s go BAND FOR BAND.”

He tells Joe to stop sitting in the “Groupon seats” and go CENTER COURT:

“How you letting the other Joe OUT-JOE YOU?”

Then on Fat Joe saying he smells better:

“I worked with you the whole time at Everyday Struggle. You NEVER had an odor.”

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral2]

Amadueke for United in 2026:

21 Matches
0 Goals
1 Assist

LEAGUE OF HIS OWN 👑