Eli Radabaugh

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Philip Rivers is back.
Patriots have 11 wins.
Cowboys are average.
Joe Flacco is slinging it.
There is drama in Philly.
Matthew Stafford is a stud.
Seahawks defense is nasty.
Aaron Rodgers is the 4-seed.
Browns and Raiders are eliminated.

Your childhood ain’t over yet.

[Jay @Jay__chiefs]

Insane stat.

Cleanest game since 1972.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The Texans had quite possibly the worst offensive line rep in football history..

- Two offensive linemen immediately start blocking each other

- Six guys start blocking one defender
as C.J. Stroud is getting mauled behind them

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

TRUMP: “A lot of people are saying maybe we’d like a dictator.”

He’s saying it. Are you listening? 🇺🇸

[Eli Radabaugh @eli_radabaugh]

@NikkiHaleyFan02 How do you explain Obama beating Romney when there was more red than blue? Not to even mention Biden, because I know how you'd "explain" that.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Trump: The tariffs will make us very rich. We’ll be paying off debt, lowering your taxes substantially, because so much money will be taken in

Wait,weren’t they negotiating trade deals to eliminate the tariffs? These clowns can’t keep their story straight

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

"Are you ready for this, media?" -- Bondi turns to the press and credits Trump for saving "258 million lives"

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

NASDAQ call volume spiked minutes before the 90 day tariff pause was announced.

Not a good look at all.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Trump SKIPPED a ceremony for fallen soldiers to attend a golf tournament by Saudi Arabia at his club.

Here’s Fox News manufacturing outrage when Biden looked at his watch at the SAME ceremony.

[Eli Radabaugh @eli_radabaugh]

In the spirit of April Fools Day, I'm gonna trick myself into thinking this country is gonna be okay

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

The people still bringing up Ashley Biden’s diary voted for Donald Trump, who I have on video saying he’d fuck his own daughter.

EXIBIT A:

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Trump and Kristi Noem have announced they plan to 'eliminate FEMA' by the end of this year.

This was a key goal of Project 2025.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

I don’t have to agree with what this student wrote — that’s not the issue. You do NOT snatch someone off the street over an op-ed. That’s the kind of thing you see in China, Russia, or Iran — not in the United States.

Absolutely disgraceful.

[Eli Radabaugh @eli_radabaugh]

Giants country, let's... fe fi fo fum?

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN Sources: The Giants and Super Bowl-winning QB Russell Wilson reached agreement today on a one-year deal worth up to $21 million, including $10.5 million guaranteed. The 10-time Pro-Bowl selection had been in discussions with the Giants, Browns and Steelers, but is opting for New York, where Wilson won Super Bowl XLVIII in MetLife Stadium. Now, Wilson is returning there as the Giants’ projected starting QB.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

The Commerce Secretary is promoting a company’s stock on live TV, and not just any company’s - the company owned by a ‘special government employee’ and the president’s biggest donor.

The corruption is the point.

[Bobby Witt Jr @BwittJr]

👍🙏

[Manisha Sinha @ProfMSinha]

Historian here:

“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”

― Theodore Roosevelt