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I'm probably not here right now.

@[email protected]

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@CJB1878 Wish I could burn Facebook but it's the best way to promote the bands:/. Don't think I'm long for here though, but Mastodon looks chill.

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@ScottBentonMP That poll just shows five losers.

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@a8n_pub I've just put a claim for hospital care and an operation through PetPlan. Could not have been any simpler or stress free ❤️

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@SocialistNHS 💙

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@TimLehnen @drupalcommunity Thanks for highlighting this - it's epic ❤️

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@klarabinon Good shout! Thank you

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@Mytweetspeeps @TheFastShow1 Actual lol

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@IamHappyToast Rock climbing failure

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@philsturgeon Happy birthday dude! Sorry about the TP, I'll send you some mangled bamboo if that will help?

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@matsaddress Thought that was a parody account. Zounds.

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@RosieisaHolt @jezwyke For everyone confused, here is the interview that this parodies: https://t.co/WKAzBI5wmy

It's very nearly as bad as the parody tbh. Tories, eh?

[BBC Newsnight @BBCNewsnight]

"Let's have the investigation, let's find out"

Conservative MP Fay Jones refuses to say whether Boris Johnson should resign if he's found to have misled parliament.

#Newsnight

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@rob_knight "I can imagine that many current NFTs have already seen their peak prices..."

I would be tempted to word that a little stronger
https://t.co/lB8Vh040b5

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@IamHappyToast Beatles would be amazing please!

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@IamHappyToast Thank you this is exactly what I had in mind ❤️❤️❤️

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@IamHappyToast Battle of the Planets

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@gaborhojtsy @laurii1 @ckeditor @drupaldevdays I wasn't sure either tbh 😃

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@JujuliaGrace @EveryDoctorUK Signed

[Idle Courts @CourtsIdle]

🧵It is wrong to describe the proposed action by barristers on 11/4/22 a ‘strike’, still less as “totally unwarranted” as Dominic Rabb did in the Commons last week. Imagine you were a jobbing builder, with a full diary of jobs of your own to do. 1/